Epically reposting during a time you aren't meant to repost

Girl: I only date bad boys!
TriKurrDurr: *reposts this image on the wrong day*

I can already heard them dumping their old boyfriends or choosing to cheat on them

indeed, because you are a baaad boy

I've committed only 1st degree murders and have never been caught

nahhhhh

the majority of murders are 2nd degree

All of the ones I committed are 1st degree

2nd degree is easier but 1st degree is more common