Oh hello there-

Pap - Oh-

but I definitely enjoyed it..!

Pap - Good!!

how have the others felt about it anyway..?

Pap - Huh-?

I know that you two aren't the only people down here...
Has anyone else tried your spaghetti at all?

Pap - Hmm... No...

why not?
I'm sure they would love it..!

Pap - Maybe...

I mean, it's your spaghetti, therefore do what you want with it, heh.

Sans - Welllll-

I'll take that as a no...
I can still eat anything though...
I've consumed bad memories, at that..!

Sans - Oh-?

sorry, broke the fourth wall there-
it's obvious I'm not supposed to be here..-

Sans - ???

...
you not aware or something..?

Sans - No???????

*Time froze*

Narrator - Hi there. I just came to clear things up- Ask me any questions you want Patience.

...
So I can't explain that what I'm used to is completely different..?

Narrator - Yeah. This is a completely different Multiverse than the original Undertale. All the characters are gender swapped

Yeah, I figured that out on my own-
wait-
oh god-
ALL of them?
this is...
interesting.

Sans - Yeah

*Pap, Standing behind you *

Pap - Its been done for a while now... BUT WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HER BEHAVIOR

Because I like hot sauce, sorry.
spaghetti reddi?

Pap - Yeah

great-
I'm glad to have it.
that is if you're giving it to me ofc-

Pap - I am

okay-
*I demolish the spaghetti*
Quick tip, spaghetti always tastes better when it's aged a day or two..!
Even so, this is some good spaghetti.

Pap - Oh!!!

So, uh...
I guess I solved two puzzles then..?
I don't think I can go for a third right now, heheh..

Pap - NYEH- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Sorry, I just don't have a large appetite..

Pap - OF COURSE

Anyways-
do you have any more..?

Pap - *runs*

Sans - heh

Interesting, I've never had spaghetti cooked so well before...
You eat what he makes, or something else..?

Sans - Eh. Ketchup is nice

(Good to see that something is normal-)
I see..

Sans - Yep

I prefer a bit of spice in my life, hot sauce never hurt me..

Sans - Hot Sauce is good also-

You ever just take a bottle and chug it?
It's hard to do though since usually the lid limits the pour rate.

Sans - Wha???

Nevermind.
*notices gender of Sans*
(wait what-)

Sans - huh-?

f-forget I spoke, please...
*line of view changes for a moment to check appearance*
I'll just eat this-

Sans - oh- Alright!??

mm, this is more juicy than the dog, but not as much as-
err, nevermind again..
It's a good hot cat.

Sans - huh-???

JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING-
*thoughts*
(Bad mouth, BAD!)

Sans - ;-;

ahh, darnit...
I need a moment.
gimme a moment to think about what's going on-

Sans - *wheeze* Good one kiddo

*I break down in laughter from that joke, and even Papyrus is smiling more than usual from it-*

Pap - That was- A good-ISH one. I still hated it-

Sans - I got one-

I'M SOrry-
Sorry bout that Papyrus-
I guess you just hate all puns in general-
anyways, it just came to me at the moment I guess-

Sans - Heh-

anyways, I'm technically...
human.
I guess I'm in for a bunch of puzzles?

Pap - YESSSSSS

all right, so how do these work?
what I remember on the surface is that they made slightly harmful traps to torture their friends1

Pap - Wha-

*Sans looks at you with a mad look*

...
nevermind, what do you got down here then?

*1 was supposed to be !*

Sans - Uh- Okay-?

*20 minutes later...*
*Too many realizations have been made*
Okay, uhh-
I've prepped myself for it now, I guess...
Anyone else around here?

Sans - Pap

I see.
Where's Papyrus anyway?
Up ahead?

Sans - Yep

Okay, I'm gonna assume I might as well have a WANTED sign of myself posted on my forehead so should I hide for a moment or..?

Sans - Uhh- Sure-??

Okay-
*a random lamp perfectly obscures my appearance*
*after an argument between the skeletons I sneak a peek at Papyrus's appearance and instantly try to tell myself I'm dreaming*

Sans - But-

Pap - N o- No puns-

*I just randomly say the word "bone" when I feel the timing is perfect*

Pap - ????????

Sans - Wha-

*it happened to be right when pap mentioned what she was making spaghetti with*

Sans - Spaghetti with bone????

*Papyrus is quickly distracted by the random word, and is now ignoring Sans to look for the source of the sound*

Pap - HMM.....

*Papyrus however can only see things from the same angle that the player would, and therefore cannot find me, though staring directly around the lamp*
*I just internally laugh at the situation*

Sans - *quiet* nice one kid-

*I then decide to step out of hiding, right in front of Papyrus, and she freaks out as I have come from nowhere apparently*

Pap - HOLY-

Sans - KID NO-

hello, we've been trying to get to you about yOUR BED'S EXTENDED WARRANTY-

Pap - Spaghetti.

that's...
it?
the puzzle down here is spaghetti?
I'm always happy with it of course-

Pap - CORRECT!!

Sans - ...Kid- What's your name?

uhhh-
my name?
I don't...
remember...
whatever, just call me, err...
(PERRY THE PLATYPUS-)
I dunno, just call me Patience, by my SOUL I guess-
or P works too-

Sans - Okay..."P".....

Now, say it 3 times fast-
(oml he better not-)

Sans - hmmm.... No-

Okay-
glad to see that practical joke didn't work-
anyways, let's just go to puzzles I guess?

Sans - Alright......

Pap - *already getting it ready*

psst, sans...
is Papyrus good at cooking here?

Sans - eh... 2 G

huh, that's dirt cheap compared to what I'm used to.
I'll take 15.
err, just stack the ones I can't hold on my head I guess...

Sans - Oh- Alright!!!

*For every one of them I eat, I grab another off of my head*
Yeah, yeah. I like hot animals.

Sans - Huh-?

-
nevermind...
just ignore that-

Sans - Alright....

Any hot cats?

Sans - Yep. *Throws you one*

mmm, thanks!
Any hot gi-
N-nevermind.

Sans - Yeah. Just take the lid off-

sometimes you gotta cut off the tip though, which can be annoying.
anyways-
I do have this bottle right here, if ya want it-

Sans - True... Oh- Sure!!!!!

*gives ig*
enjoy-
I'm waiting on the spaghetti, I guess..

Sans - Thanks-!!

no problem-

Sans - *chugs it*

gotta love it eh?..

Sans - yep-

is the spaghetti done?..

Sans - Hiya

quite a jacket there-
You'd be a fool not to take it out in these environments.

Sans - Hmm...

You do seem a bit different than what I'm used to-
don't you usually have pink slippers?

Sans - Hmm- Oh yeah

*Actually doesn't notice a change in gender*
well uhh-
what's supposed to be happening..

Sans - ???

I dunno, whatever.
Could I get a hot dog?

Sans - Sure

how much will it cost?

Narrator - Even the AUs

no no No No NAAAAAwWWWWW-
*I take a moment to imagine what happens to all of them based on my browsing of the normal fandom and I almost faint*

Narrator - Anyway, Be friends with Sans and you can be friends with the AUs- Have fun =)

*time unfroze*

Uhhhhhhh okay-
nevermind what I just said.

Sans - Okay????

Spaghetti almost ready?..

Pap - IT ISSSS

I'll have to taste it then.

Pap - GO AHEAD

*takes a smol bite*
*It's actually much better than what you remember..!*
mm-
this is actually pretty good-