what-
Okay
I know this is the wrong time but-
ship noted.
anyway WHAT THE HELL FLOWEY.

Toriel - How-

I don't think you should uhh, really ask...

Sans - *fkin dieing bc flowey is crushing his soul*

hmm-
I have an idea.
We'll see if I can just-
*toy knife glows blue*
I'VE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE, FLOWEY.
*decapitates*

*His head grew back*

*Sans still fkin dieing*

. . .
I'll make ya a deal, Flowey.
I can give you what you've wanted for a century.
In return, you have to leave Sans's soul alone.

Flowey - hmm...

In fact, I'll even wipe a good portion of memories from most others down here so that you have a fresh start!

Flowey - Really?

I have more power than you think, Flowey.
What I am referring to is reverting you to your old form with your soul.
This is a one-in-a-million-timelines chance.
I probably wouldn't pass this up.

Flowey - ...Fine...

alright.
*Timeline becomes perfect THE END*

** YASSS **

**Like seriously you cannot have a better ending than not going into the surface and having everything back to normal except the Royal Scientist.**

*Exactly*

Sans - YES!!!!!

Hey Tori, you any good at precision fire magic?

Toriel - Yes?

I want you to do a little flower extermination for me, if you could.
Though the situation may be resolved on its own, it would help a lot.

Toriel - ?

Just get over here, please.
We're right at the entrance to the Ruins.

*Toriel hangs up and walks over*

alright, we have a situation, as you can see.
You say you're precise, right?

Toriel - !

So, uh.
Pretty sure that Sans can last a little bit without any hp, but he has 1.
Hope you're uh, good..

*away from phone*
FLOWEY, YOUR LAST CHANCE.

Flowey - FK NO

well then you're gonna die apparently...

Flowey - TO BAD YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO HURT SANS THEN!

That's why I have a truckful of bottles of ketchup.
For healing the guy.

Flowey - Hmm...

alright, I can settle this safer than you would think.
I'll even bribe ya for it.
Immediately after I'll grant you a special ability that most have, but you wish to have more than anyone in the world.

Sans - Who-

Oh, it's another horrifying AU.
would either of you like to hear about it?
if only one of you do, I'll just have the other frozen in time temporarily.

Flowey - Probably nothing-

Sans -... Sure

Alright.
It's an amalgamation of you and your brother, Sans..
I'm sure at least Flowey knows exactly what I refer to...
After all, that's where you were reincarnated, eh?

Sans - . . .

Anyway, let's move on.
Would you like me to call Toriel, Sans?
as in you need an adult, and you want someone with fire magic.

Sans - Y-

*Flowey stopped Sans from talking*

Flowey - No...

I'm gonna take that as a yes from Flowey since he can be AWFULLY sarcastic in some situations.
I'd suggest you get out quickly...

Flowey - NO-!

Fine, enjoy some fire magic...
*calls*

Thats not a ship bro- 0_0

-I know-
-it technically is but this isn't what would happen-
Can I ask what even happened here?

Flowey Possessed sans- He corrupted his soul- idfk- Its a undertale au so whatev

(Something that would work would be arsen...)
Anyways you two good?

(lmao-)

Sans - no-

Flowey - Yes.

Okay, I'm going to take that as a "maybe I should grab a lighter"

Sans - YES

Flowey - HECK NOOOO

You know, you two kinda remind me of 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴...

Sans - ?????

...
Sixbones.