m e o w

no matter how many times you meow, i'm staying a mile away from you

nah you're alright here
just not in certain comment sections

good
i'm also not safe in memechat

ehhhh
depends on whether you wanna be or not~
or my mood.

fun fact: i shoved 7 bottles of anti horny spray down your throat last night

fun fact: I was awake until 2 AM preparing for that time of the week where I consume uno reverse cards.

hehe~
also, I stole all your anti-hny vitamins and such
they're hidden.
I'll give them back to you but I need someone to play with first~

oh no

so, we can do this the easy way or the hard way...
easy way being you surrender yourself to me for the time that the spray lasts,
hard way being me chasing you across the entire planet until I get what I want.

*screams*

*continues process of l i c*

*tries to summon Elite I.D.P.D.*

*I show you my collection of skip cards*
c'mon, I know that somewhere in there you're thirsty..!

i do not

*begins checking all locations on you for ticklish spots*

*it's just a bunch of radios and explosives*

...
what?-
*consumes*
hmm...
*activation*
spicy.

*panic and radio*

Well-
I'd better find where you went, I'm still not satisfied.
Guess that's why I placed a trackable IP address inside you-

What happened here-

*gaming*

Do you know why I'm directly behind you?..
you know what you're in for...

can i finish this run first?

...
sure, but you are now not allowed out of this room.
I shrank the world border to it.

*casually kills 1279 enemies in a single attack*

*casually watches, fantasizing about the near future*

i'll
commit 9/11

only thing that's gonna be breached is you, sorry~!
*Turns up throttle*

i ate a jetpack last night

ok-
*shoves vacuum cleaner in mouth*
I'll take that!

*the jetpack malfunctions and blows up*

*btw Power of NEO literally started playing when I read this*
A-
*we both get sent flying, I land on top of you*
well, how convenient..~

A

*Fun begins*
alright, you're pinned.
Now to get through whatever layer of anti-hny you have on ya~
*I begin a process of licc*

*hits you with a shovel*

a-
mm...
do it harder next time..

*throws Idk at you*

nope, sorry.
you're not escaping me this time~
I already "played" with idk,
he's exhausted.

fine
we're doing it the harder way
*shoots myself into the abyss*

Alright then~
*fires remote-control missile with rope attached to me*

i'm going to kill myself to stop you
*shoots myself several times*

I don't need you alive to have fun with you, ya know~
but I'll just keep you alive, it'll make it more fun!
*uses skip card*

f**k

*I grab you and place you on the missile*
alright, what shall we do?

give me a jetpack

nah I'll just shove the rocket into you to start.

C a t t o

catto

Catto indeed