Lampwick: I cannot forgot that agonizing transformation!…… Oh my god, the transformation!….. My head turned into a donkey head!… My hands turned into hooves! My cry for mama turned into brays!…. I was forced to stand on fours!…… The horror!…. 😱
LAMPWICK: “PINOCCHIO…. WHY DID YOU AND YOUR BEETLE FRIEND HAVE TO LEAVE ME AND THE BOYS BEHIND?…. WE TURNED INTO DONKEYS AND WERE CAPTURED BY THAT CRAZY PEDO COACHMAN TO MAKE US HIS SLAVES AT THE SALT MINES…… WE THOUGHT WE WOULD NEVER SEE OUR FAMILY AGAIN!…. IT WAS AWFUL, MAN!! AWFUL!!….”; PINOCCHIO: “YAY! I’M A REAL BOY!”