Diablo rp

Daidric dragnoc: well then looks like I'm gonna be talking daidric god to the god of hell

Diablo: I am the lord of hell, who dares summon me?

A stupid conjuration rune gone wrong

Diablo: so u dare disturb my slumber because of a simple mistake u fool

Well its not my fault these spell tomes are crappy

Diablo: WHAT DID U SAY OF THE ANCIENT TOMES?!

Eh they are just crappy tomes humans named they are nothing like hermious Mora's tomes

Diablo: do not speak against such tomes that hold the power to summon a divine unholy creature such as myself

There are way too many of these you can just buy them from a random wizard

Diablo: what do u mean by this mortal?

These are MORTAL spell tomes not god or master ones these are the ones all mages use

Diablo: this insults me that such power is being capitalized on

Yeah but there are some that require a high degree of power and magicka like dragon hide or fire thrall

Diablo: if u dont want ur soul taken then go and destroy all of these copied tomes

Well humans need these to learn spells in the first place if I destroy them nobody's gonna be able to use magic

Diablo: and they will be powerless for when he'll breaks loose

Well it'd be hard to take over tamriel with the 8 divines and all sorts of powerful humans

Diablo: just do it

I'm saying even if I did it would be useless

Diablo: there will be more to do mortal trust in that

Who you calling mortal!?

Diablo: u mortal

I am a daidric god!

Diablo: and?

And you! Have the audacity to call me mere mortal!?

Diablo: I could fart and I would perish

Yeah and I could BREATHE and the world would bend to my will!

Diablo: well I can make angels fear me

An angel would pray for me to not even look at them

Diablo: I killed the lord of heaven

I've killed Talos one of the divines

Diablo: ive ruled all 3 kingdoms

I RULE EVERY EMPIRE AND ALMOST EVERY ISLAND

Diablo: I RULE UR MOTHER!

I DONT HAVE ONE!

Diablo: yeah cause she is in hell

No daidra don't have any parents and I Am a daidra

Diablo: then I jave ur past life

I haven't had a past life otherwise I wouldn't be a daidric god

Diablo: well damn I guess we equal eachother

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Lassie (angel form): Oh Zip fracks! My autocorrect for summonings suscription ran out! AND I THOUGHT DEMONS WERE EXTINCT

Diablo: I am the lord of hell, what males a foolish mortal like urself think that I would perish

Lassie: Ahem, first of all. I am not a mortal, At least not anymore…Second, You’re in her world now so you better run before she gets wind of what I just did. and Third, No I am not what you think I am

Diablo: *deep menacing chuckle*

Lassie: Do you see I’m scared of you???? THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN HERE THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON OVER THERE

Diablo: *pokes the floor and everything starts turning black and exploding with hellfire*

Lassie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? SHE’S GOING TO KILL US BOTH!

Diablo: she will kill u not me

Lassie: Probably not, but SHE WON’T BE HAPPY

Diablo: dont care *pokes another area*

Lassie: Also its best you leave otherwise problems will come for you and where you came from!

Diablo: I'm not scared of some creature

Lassie: She is not any mere creature. SHE IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC DICTATOR

Diablo: she is but a creature to me

Lassie: SHE IS GONNA CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG! TAKE OVER YOUR DOMAIN! AND WON’T STOP UNTIL SH HAS COLONIZED YOUR ENTIRE DIMENSION!

Diablo: do u not know of my power?

Lassie: Probably not as im only a mere Onyx angel scout. Killing me won’t do you any good as i can come right back.

Diablo: *starts turning shadows around them into war demons and unleashes belial and azmodan*

Lassie: *staring* Although I am quite interested on the study and behaviour of demons…Her majesty wiped off every single demon on Nadiluss so I have not yet had that time to look around. Say what is your domain called???

Diablo: then u were lied too

Lassie: What do you mean???

Diablo: we never died nor were we nadiluss, WE ARE EVERYWHERE! *demons start appearing out of nowhere*

Lassie: OH GOD-

*suddenly onyx angels swarm the demons, picking them up and dropping them to their deaths*

*war starts as portals unleash hordes of demons and Baal and killing walk through and join belial and azmodan*

*Along with these onyx angels, red ones with more tougher shells join in*

Diablo: now I shall take this place for myself

Lassie: Bro you have one last change before seeing HER.

are you REAAAALLLY sure you wanna turn to dust???

Diablo: do u understand that I will mever perish u fool

Lassie: Look over to Ketlinel! She petrified all the demons to stone!

*azmodan making more like its nothing and belial reversing it like it never happened*

Lassie: Don’t say I warned you! OH NO SHE IS HERE! *he hides*

Diablo: *starts tearing things apart*

*you see a woman in black hair and a mask made of bone. she stares at your destruction*

Diablo: u shall join ur fallen angels soon

*she stares at you then a bunch of red angels come with machine guns with blessing-tipped bullets*

*they bounce off of him like its nothing*

???: Let out the canonballs!

*tons of blessing tipped canon-balls shoot out of canons and hit the demons. killing a few*

*belial makes the cannons implode*

???: release the backup ones!

*azmodan usea ballistas to shoot down angels*

*more keep coming. they just don’t seem to die*

*demons have breached into the city*