Im the one on the right (art by Luna Xof on twitter)

I think that the left one is actually pansexual instead of bisexual, That's because in my opinion pansexuals aren't attracted to the others sex but mostly to the others gender or personality (simplified: we don't care what sex you have) although this can vary. The right sounds more like bisexual because he is talking about holes, what is a refference to the sex the other person has.
Have a nice day :)

I am the one on the left

Seems a little NSFW to me!

I think its fine

I’m jk

I'm the second one... but a smidge towards men...

Im............ also the one on the right

I may be pan but... I'm on the right.

Hah nice

damn that text is so small you need a whole microscope to read it