I WOULD TYPE A WHOLE INCREDIBLY LONG PARAGRAPH BUT I AM WAY TO LAZY AND AM NOT WILLING TO PUT IN ALL THE EFFORT FOR A MEME THAT NEARLY NOBODY WILL SEE OR READ, BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I BELIEVE YOU HAVE NO FATHER FIGURE; TWITTER USERS WHEN THEY GET INSULTED
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