how the hell cant she pick up an MP-5

because she’s a combat medic
combat medics in TSC are completely reliant on other divisions and combatants

ah, well since she's necessary for a team help her out

no she’s not
multiple departments spawn with medkits (MS, SO) and every department can buy one
CM exists for the sole purpose of being there incase nobody else has a medkit

ok *runs off with my sniper*