Me: ok fine erekiel you don't have to tell her and I have no way to force you to.
Erekiel: thank god
Me: but I think you would be better off if you did tell her
Erekiel: ...
Teacher: here's how you make elephant toothpaste: In a measuring cup mix together one tablespoon of yeast and three tablespoons of warm water. Stir for about 30 seconds. Pour the yeast mixture into the bottle then quickly step back, and watch your reaction go!
Me: 🎵 the harvest Moon looks down. the harvest Moon looks down. And when heaven smiles with love and light and earth looks back so dazzling bright on such a scene on such a night Earth's children should not frown🎵
Coach: so pretty much there will be two people that are the blob and the blob will chase the other people. The rules are: the blob must stay linked, if you get tagged you're part of the blob, you are not allowed to push people, and you can't go outside of the Court. Any questions before we start?
Me: I had a really crazy dream last night
Ignia: what was it about?
Me: in the dream I was in choir and there was a new student teacher. The student teacher was an evil person. I don't remember what exactly the student teacher did but I know that he did something bad
*at choir*
Ignia: see there's no student teacher.
Teacher: class I would like to introduce your new student teacher.
Ignia: it's probably just a coincidence.
Assistant principal: It's not that hard to be quiet
Everyone: *ignores*
Me: be quiet!
Someone: shut the f*ck up! No one cares about you!
Me: all you need to do is shut up!
Someone: are you trying to be racist?!
Me: no!
Someone: I guess you really are racist
Me: I never said anything racist!
Someone: I guess I need to tell somebody to beat you up after school!
Me: but that's against the rules!
Someone: so? No one cares you f*cking b*tch!
Me: and cussing is against the rules too!
Someone: no one cares!
*the bell rings*
Assistant principal: ok anyone that's still talking will get sent to lunch detention
Everyone: *completely silent*
Assistant principal: ok I need to talk to these people: kaiden Abbigail Jayden and Daniel. The rest of you guys can go get lunch
Everyone: *runs to the lunch line*
Me: *walks to the lunch line*