Don't most AUs have a Sans and Papyrus?
This isn't exactly normal, I believe.

Dream - Oh-?

I'm sure you've seen outside of your own worlds...
Especially Nightmare over there...

Nightmare - ......
Dream - Yeah- We- *ahem* I don't actually know why this universe has no of the other characters.

...
I'll take Nightmare's response as a "Let's move tf on now."
I already know why he doesn't want to say anything but...
Alright-
So I've never known the effects of your arrows. That seems to be your visible form of attack...

Dream - Oh-! Yeah!

...
*waiting for answer*

Dream - Their positivity arrows! They create a large explosion-
Nightmare - Shut up.
Dream - Oh-...

Alright?
Nightmare, I hear from anonymous sources that you have a gang.
Any opinions on them?..

Nightmare - Meh. Their nice but they can be annoying

*Killer and Horror in the back - :(*
*Murder/Dust doesn't care*

I can see that.
What about the new guy?
He seems to represent my mental state...

Nightmare - *gone*

Dream - Wha-

Okay.
You like movies or books more?

Dream - Books-!

I see.
You like puns at all?

Dream - They are nice

Nightmare - . . .

Dream - Is it- Oh didn't someone show me something- It was like- Anime but- it was strange-????

wait I thought I FROZE TIME-
uHHH
now I'm uncomfortable

Dream - ????

Nightmare, do you think he needs the bleach?

Nightmare - Y E S

Dream - Wha-?

okay he's taking s shower in it-
he knows too much-
also
who showed it to you Dream?
just so we know who to t̵̖͆̂͗͑a̷̬̭̥͌̓̀̒́͗͒̓͋̃͝l̸̝̩̭̳̳̣͚͕̻̓̅̿͊̄̑̎͛̕̕͘͠k̸̥̻̈́̒̋̋̌̽̎͆̅ to.

Dream - Underfell-

alright, I'll ready the shower
Nightmare, do your thing-

Dream - Wha-

He's going to have a nice little chat with Underfell, alright?

Dream - *still confused*

*sigh*
just forget about it-

Dream - okay???

Alright, I saved a precious bean from harm's way. Anyways you want the bleach or not?

Nightmare - Y E S

huh.
and we didn't even get into the best content..!
There's an entire place I believe just made for..
content worse than what error watches-

Nightmare - What does he watch-?

Just so Dream doesn't get any ideas...
*time stops*
ask Ink when Error's not around-
he's kinda embarrassed about it-

Nightmare - ?

Just, uh,
think what Alph watches from original timeline but... less PG.

Nightmare - Tch.

*The mmt were listening to Nightmare complain about them, Nightmare didn't get to the good things*

Oh, whatever-
Your form of attack?

Nightmare - What do you think-??

okay-
moving on.
Opinion on a special kind of bleach then?
It's specifically for your eyes!

Nightmare - What.
Dream - ??

It's for when you want to unsee something.
it only hurts for the first five months, too!
would you like me to demonstrate? I have the fandom up right now-

Dream - Fandom????

You don't want to know-
It can be very harmful to brain cells.
And might make one want to commit app-STORE
uhh yeah-
anyways, uhh,
This might not be a good idea but I'll just browse until I find something that makes me have brain damage, and the bleach will help the effects!

Dream - ???????????????

Sorry Dream, your eyes are too pure for it...

Nightmare - It can't be that bad

Really?
Nightmare, take a look then.
*haha screwed-up fanart go brr-*
Anyways *shudder* want some of that bleach now?

Nightmare - !!!!

Oh yeah, forgot to check the AU shipping section-
*even more wtf images go AAAAA-*

Nightmare - H*** no-

Dream - *slight look*

*covers screen*
nope nope NOPE NOT FOR YOU-
YOU GET TO STAY INNOCENT!
*clicks the x on screen*

Dream - ?????????

*sigh*
nobody ever gave him the talk did they Nightmare?
Let's just say that your power in positivity may change to something else?

Nightmare - Don't-

I'm not gonna-
I'm not trying to make another...
well "wtf" timeline.