I WAS ALWAYS TOLD THAT WHEN YOU REACH RETIREMENT AGE
THE FIRST THING TO GO IS YOUR MEMORY.
WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YA THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP! I GAVE IT A LOT OF THOUGHT AND I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE THING THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN SINCE RETIREMENT!
SO DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR.