I’ll take the questions in memechat or in comments

for Tweek - can I have coffee? and can we be coffee buds?
for Craig - Wanna go stick up middle fingers at rando ppl

Craig: HELL NO IM NOT DOING IT 🖕
Tweek: ;-;

DO ITTTT

Craig: N O 🖕🖕
Tweek: T~T

*Picks him up*
YES

Craig: NO SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Craig: NO >:/

Tweek: … ✌️😦 *leaves*

*throws Craig into the dressing room*

Craig: IM NOT DOING IT

Kyle: >:/ DO IT MF

*Grabs a gun*

(Oh sh*t I didn’t think you’d see the flag ;-;)

Craig: 🖕🖕🖕

Craig... Is that a hint to somthing??

*something

(New word: somthing)

Craig: ..no-

(lol)

EVERYONE CRAIG IS GAY

Craig- 🖕🖕 shut

EVERYONE COME HERE

Craig - oh hell no 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

CRAIG IS GAY

Craig - shut your up

(It’s actually canon-)

GAYYYYYYY

( <——- I found this-)
Tweek: this is fine

(omg)

Yep

(Yep. Also, Where tf did tweek get the trumpet xD)

Kyle: this is normal, and I’m gonna go stab someone that is totally not cartman

(LMAO)

I'm helping

Kyle: okay! *dips*

Tweek: okay bye-

Hah- Hey Kyle-

Kyle: *back* wat

look what I have

Kyle: :0

Oml

YES

Yay!

Craig: NAH 1 KISS WAS ENOUGH

Me : KISS

KISSSSS

Craig: NOOOOOOO

(I didn’t see this notification for some damn reason SORRY-)

(Its okay! I do that sometimes-)

*pushed Tweek*

Tweek: ACK!

(Okay-)

DO IT

*More pushing*

*hehe they kiss again*

Kyle: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEY

Kyle: *happeh*

YEY

Craig: NO

Tweek: *dips*

YAYAYA

Me - YAYAYAYA

DATE EACHOTHER

Me - *poof* y’all are dating now

(My most favorite sp canon ship)

YAYAYAYA

Me - yayayayayayayayayya *more happy gay noises*

NOW KISS

Me - YES KISS

Craig - NOPE

Me - then hold hands at least

NO IT

Kyle: *stabs cartman* die mf
Cartman: *fuking dies*

Kenny: …mmph mph mph mppppph (…yep this is fineeeee)

Hahahhaa

Kenny: mmph mph mppph (I was right-)

Kyle: *still stabbing cartman* :]

Lolll

Tweek: agh! Yea! I-i can ask my dad to make you some GAH! coffee!

Craig: yes-

YAY!

LETS GO CRAIG

Tweek: =D

Craig: ok let’s go-

(I FOUND IT THE MIDDLE FNGER EMOJI ——->🖕)

( YASS )

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 (YESSSSSS)

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Craig: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Craig: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🏳️‍🌈🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Wait pride flag-!

(LMAO FNGER

Tweek: WHYYYY

Kyle: NO QUESTIONS, JUST PUT IT ON

tweek: OH MY GOD OKAY-

YAYAYY

*five minutes later*

Tweek: uhh

Kyle: did you put it on??

Tweek: uhh yea-

hahah

Tweek: agh! what’s even the point of this

Kyle: nothing :]

=)

Kyle: okay come out-
Tweek: ..no-
Kyle: omfg come out

COME OUT

Tweek: OML OKAY *he comes out of the dressing room*
Kyle: =0

YAY

Tweek: why do I have to wear this-

Kyle: just cause

☆ Because ☆

Tweek: uhm okay-

Ye

Tweek: if this is for nothing can I change outta this now-

Kyle: nope ;-;

No

Tweek: what WHY??

*pushed him iver to Craig*

Tweek: oh heck

Craig: *haha gay panic*

HAHAHA

Kyle: :DD

Yay!

Kyle: okay let’s go!

*naruto run*

(Sonic doesn’t Naruto run, Naruto sonic runs)

Kyle: *sonic run*

(lolll)

Yesss

(I’m not wrong tho lmao)

Kyle: alr who we killing first?

(true)

You know who- Cartman

Kyle: hell yea. Then who’s next?

Hmmmmm.....

Kyle: *whisper* nah let’s make tweek put on the dress TvT

*whisper* yah then Craig will go super gay mode- *non whisper* Tweek?

Kyle: *whisper* yep-

Tweek: huh?

Come with us-

*whisper* what color tho-?

Kyle: *whisper* either blue or green

Tweek: uh okay-

*whisper* BLUE

*grabs Tweeks hand* COME ON

Kyle: *whisper* ooh alright!

Tweek: ack! Okayx

*throws in dressing room* BUT ON THE DRESS

Tweek: wait what

Kyle: no questions!

YEAH

Craig: OH HELL

*hehe there’s the kiss*

(Me: *happy gay noises*)

YAYYAYAYAYAYAY

Me - YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

HAHAHAHAHHA

Craig: >=/ *fuking red af*

Tweek: *Tweek stopped working again*

GAYYYYY

Me - HELLA GAY =DD

YAYAYAYA

Me: *more happy gay noises*

AGAIN

Craig - N O

Tweek - wha-

OOOOOO

Craig - shut up-

Tweek - *Tweek.exe stopped working*

oooooooOOOo

Kyle: oOoOooooooooooooooooo

Craig- shut up-

KISS

Kyle: YA KISS

Craig: NO

KISSSSSS

Kyle: YEAAAA

Craig: no 🖕🖕🖕

DO IT

*pushed Craig*

Kyle: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lets revive Cartman then kill him again

Kyle: ..we can do that?

Me - yes because logic doesn’t exist here (nah jk)

YEAH!

Kyle: oooh okay!

Kenny: mph mph mpph? (What the fu-)
Cartman: *ah shit here we go again*

Kenny I'm keeping you- *hug*

Kenny: ..mm mph (Uh okay-)

Yay!

Kenny: =u=

Kyle: *looks at cartman* you know the rules, it’s time to die!
Cartman: sh*t-

YAY

(Oh sh*t-)

Craig: ō—ōllll

Kyle: do it mf

Craig: 🖕 fine

YAY

Craig: 🖕
Kyle: enough with the middle finger and put this on *yeets a dress at him*
Craig: fine 🖕🖕

YASS

*Its hot pink bc 💅*

(Pffft okay-)

Craig: wha-

Kyle: *holding a knife* boi put it on . No questions gay @ss mf

Put it on

Kyle: yea put it on
Craig: ..fine

*minutes later*

Craig: done can I take it off yet-
Kyle: B*TCH YOU JUST PUT IT ON-

YAY

Craig: T~T
Kyle: :D

:)

Craig - 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

KYLE COME HERE

Kyle: w h a t

CRAIG IS GAYYYYYY

Kyle: INDEED HE IS
Craig: s h u t

GAYYYYYY

Kyle: HE GAY FOR TWEEK AS A MATTER OF FACT
Craig: SHUT YOUR UP 🖕

OOOOO TWEEK GET OVER HERE

Tweek: what-

Craig: n o d o n t

Kyle: y e s

CRAIG IS GAY FOR YOUUUUU

Kyle: YEY

Craig: oml-

NOW HOLD HANDS

Craig: fineeee *grabs tweeks hand*

ONG YAY

Kyle - OML YES

YAYAYAYAY

Kyle: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

*whisper* Hey kyle-

Kyle: *whisper* yes?

*whisper* Lets nake Craig put on a dress-

Kyle: Simp TuT

S I M P

Kyle: YEP

Now Craig-

Craig: OH HELL NO

YES

Craig: NO
Tweek: ;-;’’’

DO IT

Craig: NO >:/
Kyle: DO IT
Craig: 🖕

YES

Craig: can I rip this off yet-
Kyle: probably not :)

NO

Craig: WHY

ITS BULLETPROOF

Craig: SO?

ITS HARD TO TAKE OFF

Craig: ….fuuu-
Kyle: pffffft-

HAHAHHAA

Craig: *internal screaming*

Tweek: *sipping coffee* yea this is fine

HAH