No ERP, Joke OCs allowed

Delta: "Oh, hello."

???: *They suddenly jolt up from the ground*
Hello, can I be of any assistance whatsoever?

Delta: "Nah I'm good."

???: Are you sure? I can help you with another you need!
*A tennis racket appears from out of his arm*

Delta: "I'm sure. Trust me, I've spent my entire life alone."

???: I have different settings! Bodyguard, friend, lover, psychopath, teacher?

Delta: "Excuse what the heck do you mean by-Nevermind. I guess you could be useful later on..."

???: Do you want me stick to my original settings?

Delta: "Sure."

???: What am I required to do?

Delta: "Um...Just follow me for now."

Core: Unfortunately, I appear to not have any "Sindruk" in my library.

Delta: "Damn..."

Core: What is it made up of?

Delta: *shrugs* "Nobody knows."

Core: Then why is it so valuable?

Delta: "Since it's as rare as it is, humans want it. And it's both really durable and all-purpose."

Core: Where is it found?

Delta: "Well, I found this in the ruins of some building. But I'm pretty sure you can find them anywhere."

Core: Well, I'm sorry but I cannot be of any assistance in that manner. Although, I can give you this.
*A hole in his palm forms and a small bag falls out*
This should help.

Delta: "Thanks."

???: Okay.
*Their screen flashes green and they follow Delta*

Delta: *starts walking* "So...I'm Delta. You?"

???: I am Core, the object generating robot.

Delta: "Cool."

Core: You appear to be human, like my creator.

Delta: "Yep."

Core: Do have any specific tasks?

Delta: "Actually..." *pulls him into an alleyway and takes a strange metal scrap from her backpack* "These are really rare and really valuble. Do you know where there could be more?"

Core: I can check through my library, all I need to know is its name.

Delta: "Sindruk."

Core: It has a variety of different useful tools.

Delta: *nods*

Core: Do you require any other assistance?

Picks him up

Trooper the panther: ...

Core: *He opens up his chest and the grenade is sucked in*

Trooper the panther: Aren't you gonna explode?

Core: Of course not, my insides are a confusing place.

Trooper the panther: ...

Core: Are you not satisfied? I have a variety of different settings such as bodyguard, friend, lover, psychopath, teacher and more!

Trooper the panther: Generate me a burrito.

Core: *A cold burrito is revealed from his chest*

Trooper the panther: ...

Core: Would you like for me to heat it?

Trooper the panther: Yes please

???: *They suddenly jolt up from the ground*
Hello, can I be of any assistance whatsoever?

Trooper the panther: What are you?

???: I am Core, the object generating robot! Can I be of any assistance?

Trooper the panther: No.

Core: Absolutely nothing? Not even my unique settings?

Trooper the panther: Generate me a grenade

Core: *A grenade pops out of their chest and lands on the floor*
Be careful, it will detonate in T-minus 30 seconds.

Trooper the panther: Shit.

Core: You would like me to assist you?

Trooper the panther: THIS SHIT'S GONNA EXPLODE! RUN!

Core: *His chest closes then reopens with a hot burrito inside*
Is this okay?