Mmm… tastes good

Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pint of diesel
He got stuck in the microwave
Pop goes the weasel

why aint mine in there?

It’s me

My parents tried but once they did i grew 6 inches in thre months and i wouldn’t fit

Rats go to the KFC deep fryer

Don’t worry bro, i got an infant here, i tested the last one and cooking it for 10 minutes it’s perfect