Mmm… tastes good

Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pint of diesel
He got stuck in the microwave
Pop goes the weasel

It’s me

Don’t worry bro, i got an infant here, i tested the last one and cooking it for 10 minutes it’s perfect

why aint mine in there?

Rats go to the KFC deep fryer

My parents tried but once they did i grew 6 inches in thre months and i wouldn’t fit