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What's up mother-shuckers, my name is Kernel Cornelius Cornwall [Bambi Bambi Bambi]
And I'm here to introduce you to....corn [Applause Intensifies]
Corn is a north american cereal plant that yields large Kernels on the cob, it is also called maze because...it's easy to get lost...in it's incredible flavor
Side effects of corn may include...choking...I guess
Come down today, to try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
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