this is definitely scarier

goose on the moose

related note: the plural of moose is "meese" and if your dictionary says it's "moose" you are wrong and so is your dictionary

no moose is moose plural that’s how english works

the plural of moose is meese because the plural of goose is geese

no that’s just because english is inconsistent

my English is going to be slightly more consistent

Ppl are scared of geese?

geese are f**king mean lol

Not to me tho-

i mean i haven’t seen as many geese in texas as i did in hawaii (they’re canadian geese but they migrate so in hawaii they’re nénés) but they’re super territorial

I've seen em only in like Lake Jackson (AKA my entire family's hometown)