Imgflip Logo Icon

tldr: emailing my gramma for food because i got in trouble for calling her. reason? i don’t wanna die

tldr: emailing my gramma for food because i got in trouble for calling her. reason? i don’t wanna die | not me emailing my gramma asking for food because i tried calling her and mom took away my phone as punishment for valuing my life more than her orders and not just choosing one of her “options” (all her options were contaminated with mold or fruit flies) as though i wouldn’t die if i tried; getting angry and then crying from anger and then getting angrier because someone took it as a sign that they are automatically right because of the way my emotional responses are | image tagged in cooper s ibuki template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
106 views 6 upvotes Made by bluehonu-ig 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
cooper’s ibuki template memeCaption this Meme
33 Comments
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Get the f**k out of there man
I'm serious
That's a dangerous situation
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
i’m trying
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Good
I hope you get to safety soon
2 ups, 3y
thanks
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
what the hell (also I like your background)
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
thanks
2 ups, 3y
Common Ibuki w
[deleted] M
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
you should run tf away
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
i can’t
last time i did that she lied to the cops and made me out to be the abusive one
[deleted] M
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
how'd you run away last time
did you get far at all
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
so she asked for my binder and i dropped it on her lap which she called “throwing” and she locked me outside in the winter
eventually i was like “y’know, i don’t feel like dying of hypothermia today” so i started walking to my gramma’s
mom tailed me for most of it but when she made me come back home the cops were there and she told them that i threw a binder at her then left of my own accord and they gave me a warning saying that if i didn’t stop I’D be charged with domestic abuse. i probably have a criminal record still because of that
but i got about half a mile away
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
can your grandmother defend you?
1 up, 3y
yeah but she doesn’t wanna be against my mom
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
what moolu said
1 up, 3y
*trying
1 up, 3y
i’m teying
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
what were the "options"
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
moldy pineapple, cereal with spoiled milk, oatmeal with flies, maggots, and eggs mixed in
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
become an orphan
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
i’m trying
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
get a weapon
kill your mom
1 up, 3y
she has weapons too i can’t keep every knife in the house out of her reach
[deleted]
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Imma assume your "mom" eats the good food
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
ya
[deleted]
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Eat your mom.

That good food inside her is why you should eat her
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
😂
[deleted]
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
I hope she can't drive fast cars

Her dodge caravan needs a hellcat swap if she can't handle speed (literally the 1 thing that Chrysler never put a 707 horsepower 6.2L supercharged V8 in)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
you remember my mom’s car?
[deleted]
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
No shit i do

You think a carguy forgets cars?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
fair enough
yeah her car has tons of problems and according to the mechanic it should’ve been a recall
which is why she’s giving it to me when i turn 15 so she can get herself a hybrid truck
i think the first thing i’ll do is getting the speakers fixed because mom broke those
then i’ll get all the other stuff fixed
and then i’ll work on her “accidents” from learning how to park a van
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
She getting a pussy ass truck fr

I'm over here like, in a month or sooner i'll own a 2008 Chevy tahoe. Not even joking when i say it is literally as good shape as it was rolling off the assembly linr
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
damn
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
If she wants a real truck, tell her to get a 1995 dodge ram 3500 w/ a cummins diesel engine
cooper’s ibuki template memeCaption this Meme
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
not me emailing my gramma asking for food because i tried calling her and mom took away my phone as punishment for valuing my life more than her orders and not just choosing one of her “options” (all her options were contaminated with mold or fruit flies) as though i wouldn’t die if i tried; getting angry and then crying from anger and then getting angrier because someone took it as a sign that they are automatically right because of the way my emotional responses are