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What A Mother Wouldn't Do... | HEY, MOM; SUSIE? WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SOUND FRANTIC. IT HAPPENED AGAIN, DIDN'T IT? YEAH, MOM. I'M IN THE SCHOOL NURSE'S BATHROOM. I POOPED MYSELF AGAIN, RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. LIKE THE TIMES BEFORE. THE PRINCIPAL WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. DOES SHE? I MEAN...SHE DOES? YEAH. HURRY. AND MOM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH THE PRINCIPAL FOR OVER AN HOUR, AS ALWAYS, PLEASE HAND ME MY CLEAN UNDERWEAR BEFORE YOU SEE HER; I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES; BUT WE LIVE OVER 10 MILES AWAY; OH, UH...I WAS NEARBY ANYWAY. ERRANDS, YOU KNOW, HONEY. LOVE YOU; I'M SO LUCK TO HAVE A MOM AS UNDERSTANDING AS YOU. LOVE YOU TOO | image tagged in texting messages blank,memes,mother daughter,dark humor,lesbians,secret affair | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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dicewarrior
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nvm tags explained it to me
SovietNugget
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Lol
daddyrat
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I wonder if the mom and principal have a shit fetish, because that might explain why she shit herself instead of her just getting in trouble
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They mother is using her daughter as a means, or excuse, to see the principal, which she is having a secret lesbian affair with. The mother can’t use her daughter getting into trouble, which is unpredictable, to meet her. But putting laxatives in her daughter’s food is a more sure fire way, knowing her daughter will call her after the accident happens. Now, what the mother and principal do behind closed doors, well…
Snoopy_YOmetime
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😳
daddyrat
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She should tell the principal she's high on weed
dicewarrior
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?
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    HEY, MOM; SUSIE? WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SOUND FRANTIC. IT HAPPENED AGAIN, DIDN'T IT? YEAH, MOM. I'M IN THE SCHOOL NURSE'S BATHROOM. I POOPED MYSELF AGAIN, RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. LIKE THE TIMES BEFORE. THE PRINCIPAL WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. DOES SHE? I MEAN...SHE DOES? YEAH. HURRY. AND MOM, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH THE PRINCIPAL FOR OVER AN HOUR, AS ALWAYS, PLEASE HAND ME MY CLEAN UNDERWEAR BEFORE YOU SEE HER; I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES; BUT WE LIVE OVER 10 MILES AWAY; OH, UH...I WAS NEARBY ANYWAY. ERRANDS, YOU KNOW, HONEY. LOVE YOU; I'M SO LUCK TO HAVE A MOM AS UNDERSTANDING AS YOU. LOVE YOU TOO