Splatoon rp and character introduction

[Current Character: UO, Car Commissioner.]
What the f**k?

Lyric: You don’t have to deal with traffic, but I do in my races

Okay.

Where’s the van starts playing

(What?

It’s a payday 2 song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JjneVBKi7-k

(Ah.)

Police sirens are heard from behind

You got a grenade?

Lyric: Look in the back seats

*I grab a molotov.*
You just keep these things pre-lit?!?

Lyric: Take the Milkor MGL that is back there

It's under a bunch of LMGs! What convention were you gonna shoot up with all these guns in the back of your car?!?!?!

Lyric: I am the convention,

No normal person carries an RPG-7 under a F**KING WARHEAD IN THEIR CAR!

Lyric: You think I can live in a world where everyone is chasing me without some guns?

Fair point, but you can't be carrying WMDs like this in PUBLIC PLACES!

Lyric: Does it look like I care?

IT SHOULD! THE WHOLE POINT OF CONCEALMENT IS TO NOT BE SEEN CARRYING SUCH WEAPONRY!
[Swap is needed]

Lyric: Let me hand the weapons, you drive now

*I switch professionally, and change the song.*
{ https://youtu.be/rmenTtGe_6I }

handle*

Lyric: * Opens the hood of the sports car to see if damage was done *

*No damage.*

Lyric: Hmmmm

*Everything in the car is in order.*

Lyric: * closes the hood *

Pretty intriguing, eh? Probably met your match?

Lyric: Maybe.

Tell ya what, I can let ya stay here for a few until the heat dies down. Deal?

Lyric: Sure

Alright, nice to meet you Lyric.
(How's the Subject #2953 going?)

Interrogator: Last I checked, I didn't as-

Just then, the door was broken down, and the interrogator was killed.

???: Come with me.

The person then shot the cuffs off UO's hand without hurting him

Thanks.

???: Follow me, or we might be in more trouble

Right on it.
*I get up.*
(Note: The Rally Car is still driving around.)

Outside the building, is the same sports car

???: We need to go

I'm driving.

???: No you aren't I don't think you know how to work a stick shift

I know how to drive a sports car, I drive a rally car.

???: Well where is it?

It must still be auto driving. Must be back at the garage.

The same HCU unit knocks you out

*Collapsed...*

Later . . .

*I wake up.*

You're hands are cuffed to the table

Okay, come on.

Light come on the middle, a Male Octoling in a suit is sitting at the other end

Oh great. Let me guess, this is due to my escape, about 10 years ago, isn't it?

Interrogator: No, but its about something else. You were helping a human escape, we were close to getting him after 3 months, but you had to come in and ruin it

I'm sorry, but last I checked: You guys are not supposed to intervene with human business.

Lyric: I've been in more than you could dream of

Bro, you're possibly more of a deadshot than I am.
(He will change the song to fit the event, and it will rock.)

Lyric: Hold up

Lyric proceeds to drift onto an off ramp perfectly

Now?
*My mag runs dry.*

Lyric: Take the Grenade Launcher

*I grab the M79 Thumper.*
Left 4 Dead much?

Lyric: Not that one, the other one with a bigger mag

There is no one with a bigger mag!
*I accidentally fire the Thumper at a blockade, blowing it open.*

What do you mean a c c i d e n t a l l y

(Possible road bump.)

Lyric: Ok

Anyways, I'll be around here.

Lyric: Ok

*I walk off into the garage.*

Lyric: Huh

I'm getting music for my MP3 Player for the trip to CA ))

(You want some songs I have?)

It’s ok, I suggest the OST of Contagion and NFS Porsche Unleashed))

(Ah)

Yes

*...*

The HCU unit pushes you off

*I make a quick recovery and then dropkick them off the SUV.*

1 out of 3 very impossible comebacks done

You got Cloak'd, bitch!

Then UO gets dropped kicked

*I grab onto the back.*

*I then break the back window and crawl inside.*

One of the HCA Units shoots you with a Desert Eagle

*I stagger back.*

hi

get out of here

o k

Lyric: * dodging traffic *

Watch it!

Lyric: . . .

Keep the car steady!

Lyric: Well then shush!

*I keep firing at the copter.*

The helicopter fires back

*I continue firing.*

More gunfire

*I target the tail of the copter.*

Glad I took Aerospace ))

The Helicopter spins out due to not having a counter force on the torque

That copter ain't flying anymore!

Lyric: Nice

Alright, now you can ease off the gas.

Lyric: You sure?

Yeah, I'll let you know when you can drain the tank.

Lyric: There is more police behind us

Alright, drain the tank more.

Lyric: What do you even mean by that?

FLOOR IT!

I've been working mostly on Splatoon Fever ))

(Ah, why?)

Because it is the story I work on at school

(Ah, when will you work on the other one?)

honestly, when I feel like it

(Alright.)

Continue ))

Anyways, my car is over there.
*I point to the Dinka Jester Racer in the garage, it was modified for All-terrain travel.*
That car was just a destroyed frame when I first found it, when I was presumed dead, I went back and took it with me and made it into the car of a Professional Rally car.

" Got it. "

Anyways, you're free to look around my shop.

???: * goes to the sports car, and gets in the drivers seat *

*I get in the passenger seat.*
Oh, and by the way, you owe me some rounds.

Lyric: For what? * Goes into drive and goes on the main street * By the way, I'm Lyric, considered a fugitive by almost the whole world

UO, you might've heard my name in some legends.

Lyric: Huh * Weaves through traffic and runs a red light *

You know, the first Ammune Octoling to be recorded.

Lyric: Well I don’t really care about that

You should! Basically, it means I'm as much human as you are, well, excluding the looks...

Lyric: How does being “ Ammune “ make you human?

The genetics man, I can't die in water just by being in it.

Lyric: Got it

Where's the Van - Simon Viklund

I need a mag!

Lyric: Here! And by the way, have you heard of NoS?

NoS? I'm a distributor of it!

Lyric: Got 4 bottles in this thing

The car starts going faster

Swap?

Lyric: What?

You fire, I'll drive.

Lyric: I'm good

I've been in evasion races before.

Lyric: Yea okay

Alright, I say we go to my garage, I have a pretty good warrant against police investigation.

Lyric: Fine

*I proceed to take off-road routes to the garage, where my Rally Car is.*

Lyric: Hm

Here we are.

Lyric: I can see that

Alright, you may look at the Rally Car. If you want to race at any time, you may talk to me.

Lyric: Hm

Anyways, you are free to explore.

Lyric: * grabs a Milkor MGL and starts blowing up police and HCA cars *

*I use evasive maneuvers to dodge the cars.*

Lyric: * Keeps firing *

*I eventually lose them.*

Lyric: . . .

Think we lost them...

Lyric: We did

See? Didn't I tell you I'm good?

Lyric: You need some work

I said I was good, not a professional.

Lyric: Huh

Water can't kill me, why'd you think I used a Glock 17 to kill?

Lyric: Because it keeps others dead

That, and I can't use the ink tanks.

Lyric: Hm

But, all in all, we should be going.

Lyric: I am driving. * Takes an on ramp to the highway *

This is not a very good idea.

Lyric: Shush, I know what I'm doing, I was a street racer back in the day

I'm a rally racer.

Even though it was brief, you saw the 2 SUVs had “ HCA “ on the sides

Human
Convergence
Association

*I floor it and begin firing my Glock 17 at the SUVs.*

A person in the closest SUV starts shooting you

*I target the HCA unit.*

The HCA unit is pretty tough

*I use a skill {Bullet force} to kill the HCA unit.*

1 down, 9 more to go

*I put the rally car into auto drive mode and jump on the SUV.*

An HCA unit gets on the roof of the car and starts fighting him

Okay then, guess I do need a warm up.
*I holster my Glock 17 and swap to a baton.*

No he doesn’t

Btw, guns and weapons of all kinds are in the backseat

*I grab an RPG-7.*
Okay then...

Lyric: .

*I fire the rocket at the pursuers.*

Kaboom

Direct hit!

Helicopter

Copter inboud!

Lyric: I can hear

*I grab an MP5 and fire at the copter.*