HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO MSMG THEORY; TODAY WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SCP JOE, WHICH DESPITE THE PREFIX IS NOT AN SCP. THE CLOSEST THING TO J O E WOULD BE 7 0 3, AND SCP 703 IS A CLOSET. CLOSETS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH LGBTQ, SO SCP JOE MAY BE HOMOSEXUAL. BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY.