spongebob is so goofy he can freeze a plane mid air because “the fuel ran out” and Patrick is so goofy to where he fills up the fuel back up to let them crash
HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO MSMG THEORY; TODAY WE’LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE GOOFIEST GOOBER. HE IS A PATRON OF THE GOOFY GOOBER ICECREAM PARLOUR, A FICTITIOUS ICECREAM ESTABLISHMENT IN THE SPONGEBOB UNIVERSE. HOWEVER, IF HE WAS AS GOOFY AS HE CLAIMS HE IS, HE’D HAVE TO OUT-GOOF SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. HE IS A LIAR. BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY!