My weddng:

kids, but please make it medium rare with a side of potatoes. Also, no carrots,and make sure the kids are seasoned.

Oh okay

Btw this is my funeral not wedding so you have the permisiion to eat me too 👁👄👁

ok! Do you have a chef around here by any chance?

Uh no... we serve children

Goddammit

It seems that you have accidentally placed the funny tag in this unfunny meme

uh yes

I meant to type yummy

I eat kids

Me too