Chris: heh cute

The girl on the top : *looks down at Chris, then lands on the ground and looks him in the eyes* If you want to flirt with either one of us, say it to our faces. *she'd pull a knife out from her pocket and just barely miss his ear as she throws it*

Chris: throw it at me again...

*the knife releases itself from the wall and comes to his face*

Chris: *catches it* ...it was just a statement

? : *takes out a spell book and hits him on the head with it about a dozen times in barely 2 seconds*

Chris: now I can say that's cute

? : *takes out a black and dark blue wand, then points it at him*

Chris: can't do shit to me I'm a literal demon

?? : *jumps down from the ceiling, holding a few small pink grenades covered in confetti in one hand* GRENADES.

chris: AH GRENADES! *jumps behind a table*

?? : Aw, and I actually thought you looked kinda cuuute! *she'd take out a small pink potion and drink it, restoring her energy*

*a large fluffy tail pops out from under the table*

the hell am I in stranger things

Umbreon: i dont think im high rn. i must be hungover, or dead. or both.

Axel: How in the?

Daybreak Chungus: HEY! You can't do that!

U: this is normal.

“…I need to stop drinking”

*one of the girls laugh*

“Hey uhh…are you, real?”

*the girl with pink hair jumps down*
? : Very much so.

I reach my hand out to see if it moves through her

? : *swats your hand away* Don't touch me!

“Okay so you are real…who are you?”

? : A person-

“Who’s name iiisss?”

? : Scarlett.

“Scarlet?”

Scarlett : With not one, but two t's.

“That’s different. I’m Oscar”

Ari: *watches*

*the girl with blue eyes jumps down*

Ari: Hello?

? : Do you seriously find people sleeping to be interesting?

Ari: I'm not used to seeing people sleeping on the ceiling. That's all.

? : Well, the floor's dirty-

Ari: Oh.

? : *takes out a book and reads it while sitting in mid-air*

Ari: *stares at the ground*

? : *throws it like a frisbee at Ari*

Ari: *catches it*

*the grenades explode, almost melting anything they touch and turning it into confetti*
?? : Does that answer your question?

Ari: Actually, yes.

?? : *hands a grenade to Ari* Wanna throw it?

Ari: I guess so.

Scarlett : *waits*

Ari: *throws it*

*as the grenade explodes, the ground beneath it seems to melt into confetti*

Ari: Wow.

? : Interesting.. *tosses a wand to her* I suppose you can also do magic?

Ari: No. I don't do magic.

? : Aw, what a shame! You seem like you could be a good witch!

Ari: Thanks.

? : *walks to a chair and closes her eyes*

Ari: *stares at a wall*

*a few small pink grenades covered in confetti fall to the floor*

Ari: What are those? Grenades?

*the other girl jumps down just after the grenades roll away*
?? : Yes, as a matter of fact, they are.

Ari: Why do you have grenades? Is it something to do with magic?