Pump: ...

Sakura: teacher can I go use the restroom
Teacher: sure
Syaoran: I forgot something in the gym can I go get it
Teacher: sure
Tomoyo: I forgot my bag in music can I go get it
Teacher: sure
Sakura syaoran and tomoyo: *leave the room*

Pump: ...

Me: hey teacher I forgot my jacket in the cafeteria can I go get it
Teacher: sure
Me: *leaves the room*

Pump: ...

Opal: *whispers* pump you should go with them I sense dark magic somewhere

Pump: *thinking* I just need to come up with an excuse.

Opal: *whispers* tell the teacher you left your hoodie in the band room

Pump: *whispers* I don't even wear a hoodie.

Opal: *whispers* tell the teacher you forgot your homework in another classroom

Pump: *swallows* Here goes... Teacher, I forgot my homework in another class, can I go get it?

Teacher: sure

Pump: *walks out*

Sakura: Key which hides the forces of dreams,
Reveal your true form before me.
Release! *her key turns into a staff*

Pump: ...

Kaito: hello
Me: *glares at kaito*
Kaito: ???
Me: I don't trust you

Pump: ...

Kaito: why not?
Me: I know what you're doing to Sakura
Sakura: ???

Pump: ...

Me: you want Sakura's cards don't you
Kaito: fudge my covers blown

Pump: ...

Kaito: *turns back time*
Everyone: *is back in class with no memory of what happened*
Me: weird I feel like I'm forgetting something

Pump: ...

Tomoyo: *happened to record everything that happened before time turned back* strange I don't remember recording this

Pump: Someone must've erased everyone's memory.

Me: well let's see the video
Tomoyo: ok *plays the video*

Pump: ...

Me: wait I remember what happened now

Pump: What happened?

Me: kaito wanted the clear cards that Sakura has and I figured it out so kaito turned back time

Pump: ...

Me: I'm going to kaito's house right now

Pump: ...

Opal: wait Sasha that's not a good idea

Pump: ...

Me: why not?
Opal: he probably already knows we're on to him

Pump: Does anyone have a bag?

Me: I always have an extra bag on hand

Pump: Good, cause I need to throw up.

Me: *gets a bag out of my backpack*

Pump: *throws up in the bag*

Opal: strange I sense the Sakura cards in this room
Me: but I thought they were gone
Opal: apparently not

Pump: ,,,

Althea: syaoran has the Sakura cards
Me: wait what?!

Pump: ...

Me: how?!
Opal: you see Sakura's magic is out of control so she has to fix it by herself, without the Sakura cards.
Me: oh yeah there's another thing she needs to know k- k- I can't say it!
Opal: I can say it easily k- k- what?! I can't say it either!
Althea: that's strange

Pump: I sense someone else here...

Me: hm...
Althea: Maybe someone casted a magic spell on us so that we can't tell anyone
Me: you're probably right althea

Pump: Someone... very powerful.

Me: it must be kaito
Sakura: but kaito is good
Me: n- n- I can't tell her
Althea: remember we can't tell her because someone casted a magic spell
Me: wait I know how to tell her
Althea: how

Pump: No, someone other than Kaito is here.

Me: infinite?

Pump: Yup.

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: *walks outside*

Infinite: Hello there.

Me: hi

Infinite: *laughs evilly*

Me: *kills infinite*

Infinite: *still alive*

Me: ok it's time for plan b *goes super Saiyan blue*

Infinite: ...

Me: *yeets infinite to Austria-Hungary*

Infinite: *teleports back*

Me: fudge

Pump: ...

Me: *punches infinite*

Infinite: *unfazed(

Me: *takes out a Honjo Masamune*

Infinite: ...

Me: *cuts infinite's head off*

Pump: ...

Me: is infinite dead?

Pump: No.

Me: fudge

Pump: And if he was, that's one of those "timeline-altering" things I talked about, so I'd be dead as well.

Me: so when kaito turned back time it altered the timeline?

Pump: No, if your cutting off Infinite's head was successful, it would've altered the timeline, then BAM! I'm gone!

Me: so how do I kill him without altering the timeline

Pump: *shrugs*

Erekiel: hey guys

Pump: Erekiel! Don't sneak up on me like that!

Erekiel: sorry

Pump: It's OK.

Erekiel: so what's going on

Pump: Infinite's here.

Erekiel: oh hi infinite

Pump: He's still a bad guy, Erekiel.

Erekiel: wait what?

Pump: Infinite's still a bad guy.

Erekiel: well I guess I'll beat him up *takes out a claymore*

Pump: Are we sure that's not gonna alter the timeline?

Erekiel: *cuts infinite in half*

Pump and Infinite: *both die*
Ron: Looks like it did.

Erekiel: *revives them*

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: What now?

Me: idk

Pump: ...

Me: well let's go find kaito

Pump: Sasha! Are you sure about this?

Me: yes

Pump: ...

Me: goes to kaito's house

Pump: ...

Me: *knocks on kaito's door* FBI! Open up!
Ignia: um we're not the FBI
Me: ignia have you ever heard of a joke
Ignia: nope

Pump: That joke wasn't funny the first time I heard it.

Kaito: *opens the door* hello would you like some tea

Pump: ...

Me: I don't even like tea
Kaito: would you like something else
Me: no

Pump: ...

Me: *takes out a staff* today's the day you die kaito

Pump: ...

Kaito: what?! how did you remember?!
Me: I'm not telling you

Pump: ...

Me: *kills kaito*
Akiho: *walks over* hey kaito who was at the- what happened to kaito?!

Pump: Sasha killed him.

Akiho: why?!

Pump: Sasha, you wanna tell him?

(akiho is a girl)
Me: kaito was evil
Akiho: what?!

(Whoops)
Pump: ...

Akiho: how?!

Pump:...

Me: he was always evil but he acted nice so that no one would find out

Pump: ...

Akiho: well I guess I'll be living by myself now

Pump: ...

Me: ...

Pump: I'm gonna go home. See you all tomorrow!

Me: cya

Pump: *heads home*

Me: *does the same*

Pump: *goes to sleep*

*the next day*
Me: *Naruto runs to school*

Pump: *does the same*

*at school*
Sakura: oh hi guys

Pump: Hi Sakura.

Me: um guys there are holes all over the place
Sakura: what?!

Pump: I second that WHAT?!

Me: yeah and the holes are perfect circles

Pump: ...

Me: I think a card caused this
Opal: yeah

Pump:

Me: ...

Pump: ...

Me: well let's go capture the card
Sakura: ok

Pump: ...

Sakura: Force without master heed the call of my staff of dreams and become my power secure! *Captures the card*

Pump: ...

Me: ok let's go kill kaito

Pump: ...

(whoops wrong one)

(doesn't matter, it's still our chain)

Me: now let's go to class

Pump: Agreed.

Me: *goes to class*

Pump: *does the same*

Me: *sits down at my desk*

Pump: *sits at his desk*

Inei: *attacks*
Me: oh no

Pump: Inei!

Inei: *laughs evily*

Pump: ...

Me: *stabs inei with a knife*
Inei: *dies*

Pump: ...

Teacher: why is there a dead body on the floor

Pump: Sasha killed Inei.

Teacher: Sasha I don't think you should be killing people

Pump: ...

Me: I killed inei because he was attacking us
Teacher: that is no excuse
Me: he was going to kill us!

Pump: ...

Teacher: oh ok
Afo: hello

Pump: Oh no, Afo's here!

Me: *takes out a staff*
Afo: *kills me*
Ignia: well fudge

Pump: *takes out his Wispon*

Erekiel: *walks in* hey guys

Pump: Hello Erekiel.

Ere: so what's going on?

Pump: Afo's here.

Erekiel: time to kill afo again

Pump: ...

Erekiel: *attacks afo*
Afo: *dodges*

Pump: *launches a shockwave at Afo*

Afo: *dies*

Pump: *sighs*

Me: ...

Pump: ...

*the bell rings*
Me: huh class ended already

Pump: Guess time flies when you're having fun.

Me: who wants to go to the pool
Erekiel: I guess I'll go
Althea: I'll go too

Pump: *takes off his jacket* Me too.

Me: ok then let's go *starts walking to the splash pad*

Pump: *does the same*

*at the splash pad*
Me: *takes out a water gun and starts spraying water on everyone*

Pump: *laughs*

Althea: *jumps into the pool*
Erekiel: *does the same*

Pump: *goes underwater*

Me: *goes down the water slide*

Pump: *drowns*

Me: oh no! Pump drowned!
Althea: *drags pump out of the water*

Pump: *respawns*

Me: wait what?

Pump: I got my ability to respawn after dying back.

Me: cool

Pump: *goes back into the pool*

Althea: *gets yanked underwater*
Me: did althea just drown?!
Erekiel: *grabs Althea's arm and pulls her back above water*
Althea: *unconscious*
Erekiel: Althea wake up!

Pump: ...

Erekiel: *picks up althea and runs to the hospital*