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Taurus Vs Ares.......Something Wrong Here? | TELL ME ARES WHY YOU ARE UPSET? I THINK I HAVE A CASE OF MISTAKEN INDENTITY! I CRY BECAUSE MY 'BOYFRIEND' GOT HURT IN THE PAST, HE LEFT ME. HE WAS A STUBBORN BULL. I HELPED HIM AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK HIM. I AM CONCERNED. WHY ELSE? I HAVE A FEAR HE MAY BE ALONE AND WITHOUT ME TOO. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? OH...LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS. OK.....IS HE STILL AROUND? YES. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM? NOT RECENTLY. WHERE IS HE ARES...SOMEWHERE ON EARTH...AND WHERE ARE YOU....HEAVEN. I THOUGHT HE ALSO DIED AND LOST HIM SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN. WHERE WAS THAT? IN THE CHOP SHOP! FEELING LIKE A WOMAN YET ARES? YES! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE IN LOVE ARES WITH A STUBBORN BULL? YES! YES I AM! FEELING THAT EGO DEFLATE ARES! WHY DO YOU HURT HIM... THEY'RE CALLED EMOTIONS! YES EMOTIONS. AM I HURTING YOU? NO! NOT ANY MORE! WHY! THOSE HEAD BUTTS HURT! YES I KNOW. DID I WANT TO HURT YOU? NO! WHY DID YOU HURT ME? BECAUSE I WANTED A KING! BUT I FOUND GOD INSTEAD! WILL YOU SETTLE FOR BEING A QUEEN INSTEAD LOOKING FOR A KING? YES! YES! YES!  I HEARD ALL DWARVES ARE BASTARDS IN THE EYES OF THEIR FATHER...OHHHH.....DID ANYONE REALLY HURT YOU....NO....HAVE A NICE DAY MA'AM! BUT WHY DID YOU POKE HIM BACK...I WAS ANGRY AT HIM...OOOOOHHHH! WHY? I WANTED A KING....OOOOHH. BUT I'M MARRIED MAN MA'AM AND STILL TRYING TO BE A GOOD KID! OOOOHH....HAVE A NICE DAY! | image tagged in ares vs taurus,men need women folks,somewhere in between,whos who,stay puff marshmallow man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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John Snow Lying in Pool of Blood | WILL YOU DAMN PEOPLE QUIT PUTTING KNIVES IN MY BELLY I AM A BOY! IT HURTS ALL THE DAMN TIME! GOD WAS A 'DIRTY DOG' THAT SCARED THE BEE JESUS | image tagged in john snow lying in pool of blood | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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John Snow Lying in Pool of Blood | HUMAN BEINGS ARE BUILT DIFFERENTLY ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN FOLKS....DON'R RICK ROLL CHARLIE BROWN FOLKS! THAT HURTS HIM....AND HE'S TRYING TO | image tagged in john snow lying in pool of blood | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Success Kid / Nailed It Kid | LOOK KIDS CHARLIE BROWN NAILED IT! HAVE A NICE DAY! | image tagged in success kid / nailed it kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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What else happens? After about 9 months a baby is usually born....from what...the 420 black birds that are baked in a pie.

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing.
Wasn't that a dainty dish
To set before the king?
The king was in his counting house,
Counting out his money.
The queen was in the parlor,
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes.
Down came a blackbird
And popped upon her nose.

Sorry....true story and i didn't know what to call it at the time......I'm a 6 foot tall human being folks.....The bees made me a 6 foot tall male human being......they saw what heppend during genesis and the tempest. They needed someone to help take care of a rock they called Earth to help build the planet more. I crashed down on it during Genesis and the tempest and hit my head hard on the rock. That hurt and I didn't know what to call it so I called it Mother Earth.
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I know everone is watching and listening to God. But everyone wants to be God and fight to be Gods.....you can't. There can only be one true God and that was written in the bible and 10 commandments. At this time it's a human being. We don't want another genesis moment or to destroy the earth! Ohhh.....That's why there's different animal kingdoms...to promote variety of things on Earth. Like scenery, animals, bugs, birds, bees, flower, trees, sunlight, clouds, humans....etc.....ooooh. It makes the world colorful. I'm not mad. I'm a human being full of emotions. So are the women but they're built differently. I know. God wanted a co ed music fraternity to stop the fighting and bring peace. The 13th rib in the bible was a knife that was used to allow God's workers to create women out of the molding clay by stirring the mush and to help women create babies with 'pancake batter' and other ingredients that the man gives her and that she eats. But he already knows, but doesn't know the exact ingredients or who's helping him. Don't poke a man in the belly with a metal sword or in the butt with a flesh sword or metal sword. That hurts and even I got poked once. But a man sheathes that sword of flesh into the womb of a woman. If she accepts it. She has the option to decline or accept. So does the man. But it takes teamwork.I know that everyone's helping take care of the earth along the way too. Just don't drop or hurt people or poke a woman without consent. They'll fire back and hurt you too. Especially a woman....Why? The women can carry a gift of life given to them by a man for helping and doing work. But they need to work together. Men are built differently than women. Why? Because in the beginning of time there were many wars. The only way to stop the wars was to promote peace was team work and play music to try and soothe the savage beasts thru entertainment or women instead...ooooh...I think we have a lot of great musicians on earth. thank you. it's called music appreciation folks. you're also welcome. We can also expand work into fields like medicine, technology, shop workers, trade skills, cooks, and other types of workers.....ooooh.....one person can't do it all and i get tired doing all the work. thanks and i'm here to help you.....thanks, you're welcome. Not everyone can follow in a man or god's foosteps either. that's why there was problems with war in the beginning. peace and the lord be with you ma'am....thank you sir.
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More bedside conversations.....

A human girl carries a baby for about 9 months while they work toegether to raise a family. It is different in different kingdoms....I know and I forget the orders.....But I am a human being. The other beings (birds, bees, flowers, trees, animals...) all have different kingdoms and different leaders or people whom study them...they're called scientists. That is another field of work study....oh.....Not every one can be a career student. All life began with was a leap of faith ma'am. Sometimes you gotta see it in black and white before you see it in color....thank you sir....you're welcome ma'am. Have a nice day.....you too sir.
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What else?......there were stories and movies about things too...they called them nursery rhymes......the story of Jack and Jill.......Movies......Rememember the song 'Bang, bang' the story of the two bees whom jumped from the Heavens and formed the tree of life on Earth? I've never been back there. Oh yeah......And the Movie "Kill Bill".

I'm not triyng to hurt you....I'm defending you. Thank you.

Don't forsake God and Mary in front of the beholder folks. Thank you.....you're welcome.
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Chessmaster 2022! The next generation!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeluT-nU0Qk

You! On the ground....What is your name? Michael.
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I've been trying to do my best to take care of the earth too......
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See? I'm learning to decypher things too.....Sorry if i hurt you Wendy.......no problem....they're mixed emotions for me too Wendy! Why? The chess matches....yep. Cause I'm 6 foot tall and your the size of a planet! Yep. Thanks Peter! You're welcome Wendy. So she gave me a hand along the way.......a hand of a woman about my size and age. Thank you Wendy for your help!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF5t-_xAMiA
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TELL ME ARES WHY YOU ARE UPSET? I THINK I HAVE A CASE OF MISTAKEN INDENTITY! I CRY BECAUSE MY 'BOYFRIEND' GOT HURT IN THE PAST, HE LEFT ME. HE WAS A STUBBORN BULL. I HELPED HIM AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK HIM. I AM CONCERNED. WHY ELSE? I HAVE A FEAR HE MAY BE ALONE AND WITHOUT ME TOO. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING? OH...LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS. OK.....IS HE STILL AROUND? YES. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM? NOT RECENTLY. WHERE IS HE ARES...SOMEWHERE ON EARTH...AND WHERE ARE YOU....HEAVEN. I THOUGHT HE ALSO DIED AND LOST HIM SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN. WHERE WAS THAT? IN THE CHOP SHOP! FEELING LIKE A WOMAN YET ARES? YES! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE IN LOVE ARES WITH A STUBBORN BULL? YES! YES I AM! FEELING THAT EGO DEFLATE ARES! WHY DO YOU HURT HIM... THEY'RE CALLED EMOTIONS! YES EMOTIONS. AM I HURTING YOU? NO! NOT ANY MORE! WHY! THOSE HEAD BUTTS HURT! YES I KNOW. DID I WANT TO HURT YOU? NO! WHY DID YOU HURT ME? BECAUSE I WANTED A KING! BUT I FOUND GOD INSTEAD! WILL YOU SETTLE FOR BEING A QUEEN INSTEAD LOOKING FOR A KING? YES! YES! YES! I HEARD ALL DWARVES ARE BASTARDS IN THE EYES OF THEIR FATHER...OHHHH.....DID ANYONE REALLY HURT YOU....NO....HAVE A NICE DAY MA'AM! BUT WHY DID YOU POKE HIM BACK...I WAS ANGRY AT HIM...OOOOOHHHH! WHY? I WANTED A KING....OOOOHH. BUT I'M MARRIED MAN MA'AM AND STILL TRYING TO BE A GOOD KID! OOOOHH....HAVE A NICE DAY!