DEAR MR. PRESIDENT,
IT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE TO SEE
GAS PRICES DROPPING EVEN AFTER
YOU REINSTATED THE ENVIRONMENTAL
PROTECTIONS SHREDDED BY TRUMP.
NICE JOB AND CONGRATULATIONS!
YOUR SUPPORTER,
LINUS VAN PELT; YOU'RE SUCH
A DUMBASS,
I HAVE TO TELL
PEOPLE YOU'RE
ADOPTED! P.S. MY SISTER NEVER GOES TO
SCHOOL. PLEASE HAVE THE FBI
CHECK IT OUT.