..Where do hamsters go-

the holy microwave

Ah, makes sense, since that’s where my cousins hamster went

Wut

What?

The hamster got microwaved???

Yep!

Was the cause of death the microwave or something beforehand?

Im pretty sure the cause of death was the microwave

Although, the hamster was sleeping and not moving before we put him in there

So this actually happened- why’d the hamster go in?

(No this didn’t actually happen-)

As in, why’d you put it in

Thought it was food

It was on the table just lying there

Brazil

Interesting

My mouth

im from canada

I’m from America, but I’m scared of a civil war so you might see me soon c:

I also like the cold sooo

So thats why transparent geese flew over my head. . .

Where do children go?

the brothe-

ORPHANAGE

So that technoblade can decent from the heavens and kill them

My stomach

...where do snakes go?

italian resturants

And their bodies all go into my stomach

Wtf

dude not the cats

I want to go to Valhalla

Sif in the new thor: I go to Vahalla now
Thor: you have to die in battle to go there
Sif: dammit

lol

Then you must die in battle and die defending the homeland

ok

Snakes have to babysit...

and Sneks have to keep people's hair up -_-

Cats aren’t evil, they’re just misunderstood

geese one is true, so many geese in my school...

So my country is capturing the souls of geese

Interesting

iceussy

Dafuq

ong

I hope my dog is enjoying heaven