Please don't take any offence from these...
Were you born on a motorway? That's where most accidents happen.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.
You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality.
There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist.
I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ.
I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.
Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice.
(This took way too long 😅)
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