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YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽. What are we getting for dinner? 🍽 Sushi 🍣 of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie 💊 inside of our gas station ⛽ sushi 🍣, we black out ⬛and wake up in a sewer . We're surrounded by fish 🐟🐠; horny fish 🐠😫🐟. You know what that means. Fish orgy🐟😫🐠😫🐟, the stench draws in a bear 🐻. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it ⚔. BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 naked?😫 oh yes, please. We befriend the bear🐻 after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese🧀, dance dance 💃 revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? uh, I think so 🤔. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. ✝️ Then i turn into a jet 🛩, fly into the sun☀️, black out ⬛again, wake up, do a bump🥴, white out ⬜which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint 🚬. Greened-out🟩, then i turned into the sun ☀️. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.

summary: two people go to get gas station sushi, get f**king hit with a baseball bat to another dimension where they collectively get raped by a fish and then befriend a bear who ate the fish, then go to chuck-e-cheese to play some DDR and actually end up overthrowing the government. One Is killed and reincarnated as a demigod featured prominently in the book series version of Shrek 2, the one after Shrek the Original's book series. Said demigod turns into a jet and crashes into the sun, wakes up as a person and idek after that but then said demigod turns into the sun after eating 5 kg of Walterian diamonds