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Same!

im gonna suck ya bawls!!

Unfunny

Joke

Wrong eeveelution. Flareon is harmless, it was slyveon and me

Doubt

But it's true

Nope
The ones that look innocent are the ones that will commit mass genocide

Exactly... me

Nope
Glaceon has that kind of look in its eyes that make it look like a murderer
So therefore they are innocent
Same with sylveon

Bruh. Do I need to list the warcrimes I've committed

Yes

9/11 was secretly planned by a group of 3 flareons, 1 vaporeon, and a jolteon
2 flareons were the ones that crashed into the twin towers
The vaporeon crashed into the war base
And the jolteon missed the White House and crashed into a field

They fell for the backup cover story

Oh

HA.
Get good

#relatable

moop