If you're homeless, just buy a house

If your sad just be happy

Just remember you're unique, like everyone else

If your in debt just pay it off

If you wanna get an A on a test then just choose the right answers

Press shoot to shoot

If your keys are locked in your car just unlock the car

If you cant fit tennis balls in your container then cut them

If you lost your job then just go find it

Dont forget to breath

If your house burned down just buy a new one

If your car door is locked, open it

If you are poor, just get rich.

if you lost your business, just buy it back

If you are dead, just be alive

no shit

the fact her name is Eden is the reason why this planet is like this

LMAOOOO

Wait a minu-

They don’t know where to sign it.

oh yeh-

Even misspelled dying. Freaking moron.

lol

People like her are the reason god doesn’t talk to us anymore