Fair Trade?

roses are red trains have tracks and a man sold a baby for 15 big macs

Bruh, did you copy my meme?

I am not mad or anythin, just askin

You made an original with the literal swap (burgers for baby). I ran with it. Consider it an homage.

I’ve also seen the roses r red version quoted in another comment. The news story really does lend itself to parody.

As you should

Big Macs=Not stonks