Fact: Bananas are slightly radioactive; Step 1: Steal Acquire a lot of lots full of lots with lots of lots containing bananas (Very big amount); infinite banana generator; Step 2: Extract all Potassium-40 (Radioactive part of banana) from the bananas and make a banana nuke out of the leftover bananas; Step 3: Put the Potassium-40 in a bag inside the banana nuke and place in the bathroom