No joke rp, no erp

https://i.imgflip.com/6rcg1z.jpg

GrEy: "aww, whats their name?"

Reddit Cam: Europe?

Jackson:Oh hello!

Reddit Cam: Hey.

Tooper the panther: What in the world is that thing?

Jackson:Thats an alien, on a leash!

Tooper the panther: God.

Jackson:Don't worry it don't bite, except trees, he will bite trees.

Tooper the panther: Alright then

*the alien Screech loudly*
Jackson:GEORGE, SHUSH!

Tooper the panther: I'll be going now

*The alien runs toward you*
Jackson:GEORGE COME BACK! *gets pulled by george*

Tooper the panther: F**k. *Starts running*

*George chases you*
Jackson:*he tries to pull him by the leash* GEORGE STAYYYY

Tooper the panther: *sprinting*

*HOLY MOLY GEORGE IS STILL CHASING YOU*

Tooper the panther: *climbs up a building*

*its still chasing you!*

Tooper the panther: *jumps from building to building*

*George stops chasing you*
Jackson:GEORGE BAD BOY, OH IM SORRY ABOUT HIM!

Tooper the panther: ...

Jackson:*he pulls him back to the park*

Slash: Sir I recommend you put that thing on a leash.

Jackson:He's already is, Mr.Strormtrooper

Slash: First of all I'm a Clone Trooper. And second of all does it have all the needed immunizations

Jackson:Yes of course! but the only problem is that he hate trees

Slash: Then keep it away from trees

Jackson:That's what I do!
*George seems to stare at slash even tho he has no eyes

Slash: Why is it staring at me?

Death: Hello again! It has been a while!
(sorry we have not rped in a while, I took a break)

Jackson:Oh helllo!
*george is here, just standing here*

Death: *notices George* *daybreaks* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!

Jackson:Thats My pet alien!

Daybreak Death: Friendly or hostile?

Jackson:Neutral, if you hurt him, he hurt you

Daybreak Death: Oh. *pets George* He's cute!

Jackson:Yeah but he is blind sadly!

Daybreak Death: Blind eh? *calls somebody* Beast! We need you!
*30 minutes later he appears*

Jackson:Holy f**k what is that thing!

Daybreak Death: THAT THING is my best friend, Beast! We fight Shadow Demons together! He is good with technology!
Beast: So this is the thing you want prosthetic eyes on, Death? *points at George*
Daybreak Death: Yup!

(Daybreak Death)

Jackson:Wait i didnt asked for that...

Daybreak Death: But I want George to see!
Beast: *starts making the prosthetic eyes*

*shoots it in the head 78 times*

*the alien is bullet proof*
Jackson:AYO WHAT THE HELL WHY DO YOU WANNA KILL GEORGE!

HES A F**KING ALIEN

Jackson:THATS NOT A REASON TO KILL HIM

LOOK AT HIM

Jackson:He is an Alien YES, AND HE IS BLIND, WOULD YOU SHOOT A KID WHO IS BLIND?

Yes

Jackson:Shame in you!