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real
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Actually not
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Actually is
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I meant the universe is not billions of years old
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it is tho?

like there's scientific evidence it did
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ahhhhh just because the Bible says the universe was created in one single day it is

that makes sense
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Yes.
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Even tho the Bible has been partially disproven many times, has dragons in it (they don't exist), has a demigod that can turn water into wine with a snap, and is also known to be quite exaggerated in some parts
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They don't exist....anymore. Jesus isn't a demigod. He IS god. It's not exaggerated.
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ok buddy
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Actually it was 6 days
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god spent a whole ass day making the start of the human race and you mean to tell me he worked non-stop on the fabric of the universe for 6 days
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Look up and read Genesis 1
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I literally live in the Bible Belt. I am a Christian as well. Even I know that a good part of the Bible is bullshit made up to make the religion seem greater. Every religion does it. In addition to that, creating a whole f**king universe out of empty f**king space sure takes a whole lot more effort than making ONE creature out of what they already had available.

Science and the Bible can coexist, but science needs to come out on top. Science is proven fact, science is tried and tested by dozens of people before we confirm it is real. The Bible, on the other hand, is a bunch of manuscripts written by a bunch of different people thousands of years ago who probably thought a "lizard" was a big dog with tusks on the top of its head that breathed fire and trampled entire villages
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yes. I don't feel like typing an essay tho
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Not non stop. Just little by little each day. Everything instantly
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if he did everything instantly why didn't he just do everything on the same day in like a few minutes and be done with it? How come he spent 6 f**king days on a bunch of instantaneous tasks?
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that's the joke
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I meant the universe is not billions of years old
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THAT'S THE JOKE
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I meant the universe is not billions of years old
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It's not.
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r/wooosh
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I meant the universe is not billions of years old
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That statement is just stupid
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No it is not
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Are you a christian?
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Yes
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I'm not even going to bother arguing with you then
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real
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I can confirm this
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real
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real
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real
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Oh yeah I've seen the universe birthday
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Yea
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