Bro I’d rent a taxi to go from his nose to his hairline, and even then it would take a year.

his hair from the top of his forehead migrated to his chin, his ears so flat you can play Minecraft on them, and without his nose his head would be 10% smaller

Super Rekt

You though of running away to the woods so nobody would watch how miserable and useless you are, but even the world is embarrassed of creating your pathetic dryed out brain, if you still have one.

Thanks

this man looks more basic than Starbucks and Lithium Hydroxide

Nice

Thats a 2 hour drive from his nose to his forehead

want to hear a funny joke? tell him to look at a donkey, er, I mean a mirror, sorry, I mixed those up, but for him the result is the same

Bros neck a giraffe's or what

nah his is longer

Y e p

if i wanted to learn what a mile was i would look from his eyebrows to his hairline

His mom probably left the hospital screaming after seeing him

Lol dude failed a eye test to get glasses

I can make fries with this man’s baked potato face

Man’s ears are so big you could make 2 public pools with them

Isn’t this the guy from Bloodshot with Vin Diesel

His glasses are so thin they would break by me touching them

Die. F**k you

He looks like if Steve Jobs wasn't built like a square.

it would be easier to get to Earendel at snail speed than his neck at the speed of light

He's more of a nimrod than Nimrod himself

It looks like someone used dust to give him his beard color.

You could park a car in the distance between his eyebrows