his hair from the top of his forehead migrated to his chin, his ears so flat you can play Minecraft on them, and without his nose his head would be 10% smaller

Super Rekt

Bro I’d rent a taxi to go from his nose to his hairline, and even then it would take a year.

this man looks more basic than Starbucks and Lithium Hydroxide

Nice

Thats a 2 hour drive from his nose to his forehead

want to hear a funny joke? tell him to look at a donkey, er, I mean a mirror, sorry, I mixed those up, but for him the result is the same

Bros neck a giraffe's or what

nah his is longer

Y e p

You though of running away to the woods so nobody would watch how miserable and useless you are, but even the world is embarrassed of creating your pathetic dryed out brain, if you still have one.

Thanks

if i wanted to learn what a mile was i would look from his eyebrows to his hairline

I can't roast him, he's beautiful, unlike you.

Isn’t this the guy from Bloodshot with Vin Diesel

His glasses are so thin they would break by me touching them

His mom probably left the hospital screaming after seeing him

Lol dude failed a eye test to get glasses

It looks like someone used dust to give him his beard color.

I can make fries with this man’s baked potato face

Man’s ears are so big you could make 2 public pools with them

Die. F**k you

it would be easier to get to Earendel at snail speed than his neck at the speed of light

He looks like if Steve Jobs wasn't built like a square.

He's more of a nimrod than Nimrod himself

You could park a car in the distance between his eyebrows