LordReaperus says

So last night i used my crystal lamp to read, i put it on my bed and it fell off. It still worked, and after i explained it to my dad i continued reading with it. Not long after, it broke and shut off for no reason, so i removed the lightbulb. And because im a tempted f**k, i put my finger where the lightbulb was while the power was still coursing through and i got shocked, and i made a noise that sounded like a bleating goat. It didn’t hurt, but i got buzzed a bit