Nobody: me: when the alcohol store is out of vodka

*just stands there sipping his rum*

NIGERUNDAIYO *starts running away in the opposite direction *

Hey bro
What’s up

*casually slides away*

hmm...i just realised your username is the name of my main sona lol

IT WHAT

yeah

imagine using pisscrew

-w-

why do ya gotta instantly be rude?

i had a bad day

still...pls dont take it out on me -w-

*head pats*

hmm

*storms off*