She comes out like nothing ever happened.

“O-oh my god”

Siren: *comes out of the bathroom like nothing ever happened*

“You-…”

Siren: Huh are you alright?

“Me? P-shh yeah I am great. But that singing…I’ve never heard of anything like it…”

Siren: Oh why thank you I always thought my singing wasn't so great...

“What?! Wasn’t so great? Oh my god your like a godsent angel with your beautiful voice, what do you mean “wasn’t so great?”

Siren: aww stop it *blushes* I only sing when I'm alone, I forgot you were here too

“But still! That was incredible! I can listen to that any day, oh my goodness”

Siren: Thank you so much, please it really wasn't that good.

“No no it was though! Don’t contradict yourself that was amazing! It was just so…mesmerizing”

Siren: Oh thank you, no one's ever complimented my singing before

“How could they not? I loved it! I’m sure many people will too”

Siren: Oh...you think so?

“Yes! I really really do”

Siren: Why thank you. *kisses their cheek*

“You know…I wish I could stay home with you forever”

Siren: *cups their cheeks* I really don't deserve you at all.

“But I’ve been blessed to have you”

Siren: *kisses their forehead* get yourself ready love, I'm gonna take you somewhere...

“Really?”

Siren: of course

“That sounds like a good idea. I’ll go get ready” I get up

Siren: okay *goes to the bathroom and changes*

I change in the bedroom

Siren: *comes out with a pretty black dress and a hat*

I exit the room with a black jacket over a blank white T-shirt with grey jeans and black leather shoes “Is this good?”

Siren: It looks fine

“And you look beautiful”

Siren: aww thank you~ cmon let's go *leaves the house*

“Wait up!”

Madara: didnt know u could sing that high and gracefully

Siren: I'm letting you choose for once madara. Just think of a place we could go.

Madara: ig we can visit my many times great grandson sasuke

Siren: nevermind.

Madara: what its been years

Siren: I haven't seen my brother since I was 15 okay, let's go somewhere just the two of us

Madara: fine what about a nice picnic at the waterfall

Siren: that sounds pleasant, I'll go

Madara: good to know, btw the house has been deep cleaned

Siren: Oh okay thank you for cleaning it by the way

*shadow clones dissapear and madara uses sharingan to kill a roach in seconds*

Siren: okay then

*madara.glances at a wooden statue of hashirama*

Siren: *keeps looking around*

*still staring at the hashirama statue*

Siren: hey are you alright?

Madara: just remembering old times

Siren: oh okay

Madara: would it be weird if I bought this statue and put it on the padio

Siren: *chuckles* please don't

Madara: fine then, see ya old friend *walks over to the fruits*

OH MY GOD LMAO)
Siren: Oh you heard that *starts to laugh* I sing once in a while so.

Madara: well I'm glad I was able to hear it (wassup bestie haven't seen me in awhile have u)

I haven't seen you in a while how's it been)
Siren: Your welcome? *smiles*

Madara: *does hand signs* (just got back from surviving lung failure to finding out when I got back the my boyfriend left me and replaced me)

Bro what's going on didn't you have a gf)
Siren: *goes into her bedroom and gets changed*

(She was suicidal so I left her got back with my boyfriend turned 18 graduated high school got a job collapsed and then was in the hospital for 3 months to come out surviving yet another near death experience to find out the man I loved betrayed me and I have no job) madara: *smiling bc he used a jutsu that makes u sing all the time*

I'm so sorry man i hope you get better)
Siren: *hums another song*

(I'm just waiting for the next disaster to flip me off and shoot me with an dog so I can somehow survive) madara: now I get to hear u all thw time

Siren: *smiles knowing he put it on her*

Madara: * takes off old armor and changes into some clothes*

Siren: *sighs* oh lord....

*a toad picks us up and carries us to the festival*

Siren: wow it's so lively here

*people freaking out bc of madara*

Siren: *goes down and looks around in awe*

*people start handing madara things for free so they dont get killed*

Siren: *sees flower seeds and looks at them* Oh hibiscus such amazing flowers

Madara: yes they r *the shopkeeper praying*

Siren: *buys a couple of them and pays them*

Madara; so how r we bringing all this stuff back?

Siren: I'll carry it

Madara: I have a better idea *uses Susanna to carry it all*

Siren: good thinking *keeps looking around*

*madara finds a kunai that looks similar to hashirama's and stares at it*

Siren: hm *looks around* I like it here

Madara:*buys the kunai* yes it does

Siren: *buys a couple of more stuff* is not as crowded as I expected it to be

*looks around to find massive amounts of people hiding from him* madara: I do agree

Siren: oh there's also selling fresh fruits!

Madara: go ahead and get some I'll be right here

Siren: *starts to quietly sing a song in a different language*

Madara: I know what it saying

Wow he understands Korean)
Siren: *still singing*

(This is madara what can't he do) madara: shadow clone jutsu *madara start playing instruments*

Siren: *comes outside* what's going on here?...

Madaras: nothing

Siren: *sighs* jeez your full of surprises

*trying to hide the susanoo playing drums*

Siren: *goes downstairs* want me to make breakfast?

Madara: already did *shadow clone hands u food*

Siren: oh thank you. *takes the food and sets it on the table*

*madara clones cleaning up the hoise and yelling at eachother*

Siren: oh god it's like everyday something unusual happens

Madara: what did u expect when u married me?

Siren: great question, I don't even know *chuckles*

Madara: *smirks* at least and alive now and get to see my family prosper

Siren: hm that's nice *eats her breakfast a little* there's a farmers market festival nearby, do you want to go with me?

Madara: sure could use a rest from training

Siren: yeah and I have a day off tomorrow, so what should we do by then?

Madara: whatever u like

Siren: *takes a sip of her tea*

Madara: ive always wondered what would happen if I used 3 meteors

Siren: .........

Madara: ooh shadow clones with everyone one of them having a susanoo

Siren: *finishes her breakfast* that was a nice breakfast thank you madara

Madara: ur welcome my beloved

Siren: well we should get going to the festival.

Madara: chakra or vehicle?

Siren: it's not too far, we can walk there

Madara: chakra it is *starts doing hand signs*

Siren: look watermelons!

Madara: and dragon fruit

Siren: I like dragon fruit and kiwis

I have a recipe for dragon fruit boba

Siren: oh that'll be so good

Madara: yep *twirls the lunar he bougjt*

Siren: oh they have candy apples let eat some

Madara: alrighty then *pays for both and eats his*