Spider

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

*She spits out the chunk of flesh.*
"DON'T BE DUMB AGAIN."

“AAAAAHAAAAHAAOWWW! OOOOOOHH!” I touch the wound

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!"

“(Heavy Panting)”

"Maybe I went too far..."

“YA THINK?! AUHHH! I WANNA BEAT YOU SO BAD!”

*She looks down.*
"I'm sorry..."

“WHY DID I KEEP TALKING?! I SHOULD’VE- AAAAAAAHAAAH!”

"...."
*Kumo picks up the chunk of flesh and gives it back to you.*

“You want me to forgive you? Go get me something to wrap this up with…ooooohh! (Sharp inhale) ahhhhh!”

*She bites you again.*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAHAHAAAAHAAAAAHH AAAH!”

"SUFFER, MORTAL!"

“PLEASE STOOOP!”

"NEVER!"

“IT HURTS WHEN YOU DO THESE THINGS!”

"YOU'RE JUST SENSITIVE!"

“BECAUSE I HAVE PAIN RECEPTORS?!”

"STOP BEING STUPID!"

“WHAT AM I DOING?!”

"What?"

“(Wheeze)”

"It's the reciprocal! That's what it's called! Right?!"

“No-ohohohohohohoho! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

"It's not that funny."

“Hehahaha…how does repticon translate to reciproca-AHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (gasp) AAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

"..."

“(Silent suffocating in laughter)”

*She walks away.*

I put my hand out “ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᵍᵒ! ᴰᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵒ! (gasp) AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohohohohoho!”

"I would hope so."

“Why wouldn’t you be?”

"..."

I tilt my head “eh?”

"I don't know."

“Alright thennnn…”

"When can we leave?"

“Whenever you want”

"Now."

“Alright then I need to, hold on” I grab my phone

*Kumo throws the piece of glass at you.*
"Yep."

“Well…I can’t stay running my whole life so…a-are you gonna kill me?”

"I-I don't know..."

“So what are you gonna do?”

"..."

I walk closer

*Kumo stays silent.*

“What’s wrong?”

"I want to kill you, but I can't..."

“What do you mean you can’t?”

"Hello!"

“IS THAT A SPIDER?!”

"Yes."

“GET BACK! GO TO YOUR WEB! KILL FLIES!” I shoo my hand while backing up

"You're mean."

“EUUGH!”

"Meanie!"

“CREEPY!”

"EEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH."
*She screeches.*

“AAAAAAAAHH!”

*She stops*

“Don't do that again!”

*She pretends to screech again.*

“AAH!”

*She laughs at your fear.*

“YOUR DISGUSTING!”

"What a rude thing to say to a small child."

“L-LOOK AT YOU! YOUR A LIVING MONSTROSITY I HATE SPIDERS!”

"You are a filthy little triscuit that got stuck under the couch for a billion years, and got so much dirt and crap on it that no one would dare be near you."

“Yeah but I can shower cause I don’t have itsy bitsy legs to worry about. And, WHY DO YOU EJECT WEBS OUT YOUR BUTTHOLE?!”

"No..."

“Oh my god you have to go to repticon! They love spiders and snakes and lizards, they’ll love you!”

"R-really?"

“Yes! I’m not joking I’m completely serious!”

"Where is it?"

“Uh that’s the thing. It’s always going places I believe. We’re gonna have to do some traveling”

"Oh, okay."

“Your still up to it?”

"Yes!"

“Alright let’s get out of here then, we’ve got a repticon to go to!”

*She runs away, then comes back with paper and bandaids.*

I reach my hand out

*She places the items in your hand.*

My heart rate increases “(Exhale) Okay. Oooh I can feel my pulse…” I wrap the bandaid

*Kumo stays silent.*

I vomit

"Ew..."

“AAH-AAAAA-(Vomit) HUEGH…H-HUUEGH!”

*She screams in disgust.*

“(Inhale) Oooooh…oh I can’t breathe!”

"Quit it."

“Quit what?”

"..."
*She walks away.*

“You got some problems…”

*Kumo then comes back, charging at you with a sharp object.*

“WAIWAIWAIWAIWAIT!”

*She stays silent as she continues.*

I get up and run “AH AH AH AH AH AH!”

"COME BACK HERE!"

“NO, YOUR CRAZY!”

"Sure."

“Ssssuuuuureeee? Are you sure?”

"No."

“Oh”

"..."

“Be sure”

"No."

“Why not?”

"Shut up. Let's just go to reciprocal, or whatever it's called."

“TTTT-EHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

"I just can't.."

“Hey…it’s gonna be okay”

"No, it's not. I'm a horrible being."

“Nooo no, your not. Your just a bit misunderstood”

"I am a ugly, stupid spider. Of course I'm horrible!"

“No! I don’t like spiders but I know a whole group of people who do!”

"You're lying."

“Oh you think I’m lying?”

"Yes."

“You ever heard of repticon?”

"Yay."

“I think I’m starting to like hanging with you a bit more”

"And I think I'm starting to be able to tolerate you."

“You think so?”

"Maybe."

“Why maybe?”

"'Cause you're human."

“And your still racist?”

"Sorry, but humans are horrible creatures."

“Most humans”

"Yay!"

“But the thing is, the people who don’t like spiders aren’t gonna like seeing you…so…hmmm….”

"HmmM."

“You have anything that can cover those big ol’ legs on your back?”

"I can cut them off. It doesn't hurt, and they just regrow later."

“Like a lizard?”

"Yep, exactly like a lizard."

“Well how long does it take?”

"A few days, at most."

“Oh your fine”

"YOU'RE BEING STUPID!"

“HOW?!”

"BY BEING HUMAN!"

“THATS RACISM AND HURTFUL TOWARDS HUMANS!”

"I DON'T CARE!"

“WELL GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE YOU NASTY BEAST!”

*Kumo bites you again, this time tearing a small piece of flesh out.*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUHHAAAHAAAAAAAH!”

"BLEED, MORTAL!"

I stare at the wound and kneel down “AAAAAAAHH MMMMMM OH GOD! AAAAUUUAAH!”

*Kumo steps back.*

“Ouuugh”

"Ew ew ew ew ew, EW!"

“Oh I can’t stand the smell of blood! And my pulse doesn’t help!”

*Kumo doesn't know what to say or do.*

I get up “Ohhhhh…my stomach-HUEGH-HUEEGH!”

*She backs up again.*
"Gross..."

“Now you know how I felt…HUE-(Vomit)”

*She tries to give you more bandaids.*

“Oh…I thinks it’s over…”

*Kumo stares up at the sky.*
"A."

“What?”

"Nothing."
*She quit staring at the cloud.*
"Let's go."

“Okay”

*Kumo begins heading in one direction, then comes back.*
"I just realized I don't know where to go. Can you help meeeee?"

“Yes of course! We need to get to the car, so follow me”

"Okay!"

I start walking to the car

*Kumo follows.*

“Before we get in the car, I don’t know about spiders but do you squirt unknown liquids or substances, including hair everywhere?”

"I WILL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!"

“NO DON’T! ITS NOT MISERABLE! I JUST-I DIDNT KNOW HOW DANGEROUS YOU WERE!”

"TOO LATE."

“WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TO FORGIVE ME!”

"I DON'T KNOW."

“WELL START THINKING! (Panting)” I slowly decrease in running speed

*She pauses, debating whether or not to kill you.*

I stop running to take a quick break “(Panting) You don’t have to kill me!”

"Sure I do."

“R-really?”

"SHUT UP BEFORE I BITE YOU!"

“YOU WON’T!”

*She bites you*

“AAAAAAHAAAOW! OWWWW!”

*She laughs at your pain*

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! OW OW OW!”

"HA!"

“Don’t make me go home and get the fly swatter!”

"NOOOO, my only weakness!"

“I’LL DO IT!”

"Hm..."
*Kumo stares off in the opposite direction.*

“I…hate spiders”

"And we hate you."

“Well your not helping me not hate spiders”

"Stop hating spiders, or else I'll bite you again."

“Please don’t I beg you”

"I'll do it, I will bite you!"

“Don’t please!”

"Shush"

“…okay…”

"I DON'T!"

“YOU A SPIDER!”

"SO!?"

“YOU SHOOT WEBS OUT YOUR DISGUSTING, UNCLEANED, STICKY BUTTHOLE NO?!”

"WHAT THE F**K!? YOU HUMANS ARE SO GROSS!"

“WE’RE GROSS BUT NOT AS GROSS AS POOPING WEBS OUT OUR ASS!”

"THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN!"

“THEN WHAT DOES HUH?!”

"I DON'T KNOW! I'M NOT A WEB SHOOTING SPIDER!"

“YOUR STILL A NASTY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER!”

"Erm, no. I cough up blood and venom sometimes, but that's about it."

“Why blood?”

"It's not on purpose, so I don't know."

“Is it your blood?”

"Of course, it's my blood."

“Spiders have blood?”

"Humanoid ones do apparently!"

“Ooh”

"Yeah. Can we go now?"

“Okay”

*She walks away a little.*

“Can I talk now?”

"Fine."

“Aw man. I feel like I should’ve vomited on you. But you did help my injury so eh”

"YOU GOT VOMIT ON MY SHOE, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?"

“Apparently not cause your still going at it!”

"EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
*She screeches out of frustration.*

“AAAHH NO PLEASE DINT HURT ME!”

*She finds your fear amusing.*

“Please…”