A joke me and my friend made a year ago:
Friend: Sorry... my brain is running around making plane noises with it's arms stretched out.
Me: *Runs around making plane noises with arms stretched out*
Friend: EXACTLY!!!
Me: *Runs towards a large jenga tower*
Friend: XD
Friend: "Ladies and Gentlemen this is you're captain speaking please write your wills"
Friend: "If your children ever wanted to fly a plane, now's their chance it won't make much of a difference."
Me: *crashes into the tower with lego people watching in terror*
Me: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your co-pilot, welcome to your final destination, hell... otherwise known as floor 112B."