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Don't forsake God and Mary folks!

Don't forsake God and Mary folks! | EXCUSE ME FOLKS.....WHO ARE YOU? I'M JESSICA RABBIT...THIS IS PETER RABBIT! PETER PAN AND WENDY? YEAH, WE JUMPED OFF THE MOON TO GET RID OF ALL THOSE DAMN BEES FROM CHASING US! MOTHER EARTH SAVE US PLEASE! | image tagged in can i cry now please,peter pan married wendy,a christmas miracle,those damn bees,cry ralphie cry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Kermit the frog | MOTHER EARTH ASKED THAT WE ALSO STOP FIGHTING ON HER PLANET TOO....IT WAS HEART BREAKING FOR HER TOO THAT DAY! I'M OK! THANK YOU! | image tagged in kermit the frog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I am so sorry...I never knew. Peace and the lord be with you all.
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Things sure changed since that day! Thank you Mother Earth and my friends for your help!

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The age of aquarius or enlightenment! Just learning about this recently......no wonder why I cry.
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I also never knew about that either folks....thank you.
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Better than being stung to death by all the bees.....Rigth ralphie?....yep. Thank you.......you're welcome folks!
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If I could change the world.....

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Yes...these are real tears...

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The boy with the lion (lying) heart whom was tiger clawed by Mother Earth! But Ma'am.......I never left the atmosphere of the Earth! I know...I tiger clawed you after that leap of faith! I never knew....no....Thank you! That was the best Christmas present I ever had! Peace on Earth and good will towards mankind! Respectful human beings! Bringing in the idea of men (kings) and women (queens) on the chessboard as a sign of peace and mutual respect...and I wanted to thank you too! Thank you! You too bear a c-section scar too for birthing in these new ideas! You know something? That hurt! Ah....you can handle it! I know I can....Thank you Ralphie. You're welcome Ma'am!
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In case of emergency break glass....go ahead and cry my friend!

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You take care of this planet and it's inhabitants or i'll burn you myself! Ralphie! Are you afraid of your shadow again? No! No fighting! Take care of each other! Respect your brothers and sisters! Buy you violated me as your most trusted keeper! No! Thank you! Love you! Thank you Mother Earth! God was nothing but a dirty Dog that was a little bee that scared the beejesus out of us all! No! He left in order to bring peace on earth and goodwill towards Earth and it's inhabitants, by disarming the vile and nasty bees from the wickedness and poison towards the kingdom of Earth! That's right Ralphie! Just brush those nasty coments off! I will.....You even gave me a life of my own and I wanted to say thank you to you too! You're welcome! Any time! I am sorry....I never knew...Neither did she? The lady of the lake? Was Rudolph the red nosed reindeer was also a brown noser? No! Just ask Mother Earth! These boots are made for walking and I'm gonna walk all over you! They already did! That's why all the kings horses and kings men couldn't put humpty dumpty back together after his ultimate leap of faith! You know....I paid that ultimate price with the rest of the place! We know, we never told you.....Peace and the lord be with you ma'am.....you as well sir! Have a nice day ma'am! You as well sir! Go ahead and cry. Don't you disrespect this boys wishes folks or he and I will burn you ourselves. Thank you ma'am! You're welcome sir! Keep your feet on the ground! I will ma'am! Thank you!

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I am sorry....I never knew I was that important to the planet......A true Christmas Miracle....Merry Christmas and there better be a happy new year in there too....some of us went thru great lengths to help build the place....Thank you. Have a nice day.
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I never knew....can I cry now please.....Charlie Brown and his little sister Suzie Brown!
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Hey diddle diddle...the cat and the fiddle....the cow jumped over the moon! 2017

How? I dunno......the Chrstmas Miracle! Merry Christmas Ralphie......God was a dirty Dog that scared the beejesus out of Mother Earth too folks! Have a nice day Ralpie! Thank you Ma'am! Mother Earth....Ralphie's God Mother! Just happy to be here ma'am! Thank you.....may I cry now?

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The Bohemian Rhapsody.....

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Peter Pan.....Pan's Labyrinth...How do you turn that that chair around Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? I'm trying......That magical sleigh ride? The leap of faith! Get rid of all these damn bees, their stingers, and their poisons! Go for it Ralphie! Geronimo.....For peace on Earth as there should be in Heaven! Adios!
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May I cry now? I never knew....
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Charlie Brown married Suzie Brown folks!
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You respect Mother Earth please....Thank you. On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country.....United States. aka Mohter Earth! Thank you Ma'am! Have a nice day! You too Ma'am!

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There can only be one....peter pan!
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They're just gonna blow you up again peter and exciverate ya! Why? Probably for invading foreign territory....Have a nice day!
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But I thought Peter Pan wanted peace..he did! But he stole my clover! Have a nice day!
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Lights out kids......butt..butt......I want an another war story.....see what happens when you leave the house too long Peter! I think it was that 8 mile drop everyone wanted! And then some! Have a nice day!

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Where am I...by the way don't forsake God and Mary in front of the beholder! By the way kids....the door is that way! But I like kids.....signed Mother Earth! Justin, Geoffrey, Simon, Alvin, Theordore....put down those swords! Hasn't your father ever taught you not to run aroud the house with scissors and swords! See! Expeliarmous and esciverate! I see you're trying to catch up to Peter! He's sailing the 7 seas of cheese again! Have a nice day folks!

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Remember kids.....Take care of the Earth and the Earth takes care of you....Now Peter about those damages to the galaxy during you space exploration trip! What trip? I never got to enjoy it! What swashbuckling fun that was right boys! But the boys are lost at sea! We thought we lost you sir........Lost Boys? Who's been tinkering with my bell....you have been sir! They're my rocks to begin with! I can do with them whatever I want to with! Careful kids, you don't know where they've been! Giggle! Have nice day boys!
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By the way Ares...Yes....Have a nice day! Does that mean I can stay....No Ares......you're a royal pain in the ass looking for my royal jelly and charging me for the price of admission! But I thought I was your GF Peter! See how emotions run high with royal jelly.....But I got a boo boo! Did you take care of the Earth, Yes...did you help yes! Thank you....Did Ares keep you all in the dark! Yes! You did too! Must have been that 8 mile drop, followed by an incineration, an insurrection, a joust, falling in a sarlacc pit, being eaten alive by the Earth, and all those sword fights....I kept the lights on, churned the butter, and spread the gossip! I heard that too! Well you wrecked the place! See all those rick rolls in between? But we have witnesses! About what? I never heard a thing except BOOM during Genesis! This after Ares passed the clover on the third head butt in the Heavens! Strike 3 you're outta here war! But you destroyed the galaxy we painted millions of years ago! Keep that sword away from Peter kids!!!!!! Put that away! See the problems folks! Destruction! But you got me feeling emotions! Told ya yo hold onto your hats....Next time pick Underdog? Oh Ares! Peace and the lord be with you ares! But I like war and destroying things! What need more royal jelly??!?! Smell that butter and BS churning! Have a nice day...Now find another planet to live on buddy.....butt......butt......these rocks are mine! Have a nice day Ares.....Don't make me call HeMan too Ares!
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Ares....no......now leave my home...No war on Earth......But Mother Earth can't carry that kind of burden.....Have a nice day Ares....
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Ares......how's things on the sun...I hear you're keeping those lights on! Yeah...that hurt! Looking for more of that clover field huh? You sure know how to pick them Peter. They're called emotions....but we're not supposed to have them Peter....We're bees! Of course you are....you asked to sheathe the swords....unfortunately Ares can't come back...But I don't know how ot make curds and whey and find a way to sheathe my sword...Ares....You've been sheathing my sword and curdling my milk forever! Done! Now get off my rock Ares! No more war! But that's an act of war! Dude! Cut that crap, lick that knife, and eat the pieces.....oh....chocolate milk! My favorite....See ho w he rick rolls as a sore loser! Sheathe those swords! You're a grumpy old troll Peter! Ares......Peter's shadow.....Look kids the ground hog saw it's shadow again! Shall we let that shadow of the day in.....Nah! We like spoiled milk! Chocolate milk is ever better! Here comes Santa Claus kids! By the way Ares.....no use crying over spilled milk Peter! Out of my house buddy! You don't respect Mother's milk! Butt....butt.....Careful kids....He'll knock your lights out! Indeed! Gound control prepare for impact! What do you know about marshmallows kids! Burn him....cut him.....believe me...theres enough royal jelly in the skies to survive for a millenial.....now leave me alone! You wanna high roll Peter! Nah......Tired. Good night kids.....they're called emotions.....Must have been that knock out on Planet Earth! Dude this guy builds planets! With his bear hands....Build a better bear trap! I tought it was Mighty Mouse....The underdog.....See kids this is why you don't let Rudolph play any reindeer games! Sorry Santa, Satan, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Doner, and Blitzen.....What's that sound? Lights out Peter. I thought so! Have a nice day!

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By the way Ares......Remember, it's my house my rules.....butt....butt! See how the tend to rick roll during times of war and then then say I'm the ungateful one! Butt Butt....I like cow milk....I heard Ares! Smell that BS yet! But we're brothers! Starting war on my turf again Ares! Have a nice day sir!
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This is why I cry....I hate violence ma'am! But it's your house and your rules! I am sorry.....this too is why I cry. Sometimes I feel like I need to get off this God forsaken rock too! So I try to add color by turning pages in a book, tilling the soil, and planting flowers.....Mother Earth likes flowers.....so do I ma'am!
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What are thse things called? Emotions....fear, anxiety, and self loathing.....change them.....turn that frown upside down, smile, say hello, wave, add some colors! I like colors, me too Ma'am! Thank you!
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Eternally grateful ma'am! By the way.....Here's all the known poisons, antidotes, stingers, and horns from the bees I got along the way!......Please make the remaining bees use paint brushes or convection (heat) methods please to paint the flowers? You keep those lights on and I'll tend that garden for you Ma'am! Love you. Thank you.

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By the way....I'm sorry.
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Look....we created schmoos!
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They're just cutting the bull down to size....

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That's right kids...can't touch him!

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They'll say...We'll sheathe our swords our own way! Ok....Have a nice day! You too! Told you that Iron Throne was worthless! It made a man outta you.....yes...now leave me alone you pussies....look Jane and Jon Dough! HaHa! Told ya raising kids was tough....yep! Later folks!
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Free food for thought......right Ares! Idon't know what you're talking about! Lion, witch, and the wardrobe sound familiar Ares! That's all these f**king bees know how to do! Rick roll and use you for bait or royal jelly! Why? To toughen him up a bit! Still fighting Ares? Never liked you to begin with! Adios Ares! Bye! See Ralphie it doesn't pay to fight! Bye Sally! Look kids...new planets! I told ya I make planets! But that deaf dumb blind kid sure plays a mean pinball! Contrant rick rolling folks! Outta my house!

Problem was they staked him to the tree along the way after genesis with a wanted poster!
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You don't remember exorcist or aliens move do you! Yea! See how cruel people are? No you're cruel to me....even to this day! Take those iron thorns out of his head! We did! Look familiar folks.....God was a demon dog whom scared the beejesus out of us because he like sex? No! you couldn't figure out to eat your own curds and whey over time too! Why? You all wanted to be royal kings and queens! But you made me the roal pain in the ass....why? And I was too cruel! Screw you...that's why we did that to you......now we're all screwed thanks to you....See how they rick roll!
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Thank you Mother Earth! Don't forsake God and Mary in front of the beholder folks! Thank you Ma'am!
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Hossanah to you in the Highest!

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A miracle....the gift of Life on Christmas Eve! Thank you.......love you mom!

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Don't worry...I'm staying! Eternally grateful.....Thank you.

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And peace and the Lord be with you Ma'am. Thank you.
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EXCUSE ME FOLKS.....WHO ARE YOU? I'M JESSICA RABBIT...THIS IS PETER RABBIT! PETER PAN AND WENDY? YEAH, WE JUMPED OFF THE MOON TO GET RID OF ALL THOSE DAMN BEES FROM CHASING US! MOTHER EARTH SAVE US PLEASE!