No ERP, Joke OCs allowed

yo you need help or something?

???: Hello citizen!

yo you know what *shoots the guy he was fighting*

???: Thank you kind individual! I must know your name!

It's Kapitan moai of the meme army 6vn0fw.jpg (click to show)

???: Well, you can call me the Trash Knight! I protect the streets from villains and others.

that cool bro I do the same exact thing except the villains are wolfs

Trash Knight: For what reason?

they have been invading our worlds. These beast are well know for f**king animals and each other, they also been infecting us memes, so we had to form an army

Trash Knight: How horrific, I would never dream of doing such a thing to animal. After all, my noble companions are all animals.

nice *sees a group of robbers* HEY YOU!!!!

Trash Knight: Halt criminal!
*The nearby litter begins to levitate and is hurled towards them*

*throws a freeze grenade* theres more where that came from

Trash Knight: I should get going. I have places to be.

Same, but hey we're not so bad as a team, so what do ya say? We meet here again tomorrow night to fight more crime?

Trash Knight: That would be most enjoyable. Well, I wish the best of you.

same, *summons a portal to the meme world*

Trash Knight: *He hops into a trash can and it begins to fly away*
[FIN]

yeyeyeyeyey

Beret Jardin: Who are you fighting?

Trash Knight: *A variety of different wrappers begin to form into a tornado-like group as it closes in*

Beret Jardin: I surrender

Trash Knight: *He peeks out of a nearby wheelie bin*
Hm?

Beret Jardin: I said I surrender

Trash Knight: Haha! Another duel won!
*He hops out of it*

Beret Jardin: *Hands you the Darksaber*

Trash Knight: Hmm? Is this for me?

Beret Jardin: You earned it by defeating me

Trash Knight: I don't believe I deserve this, after all, this is yours.

Beret Jardin: Okay

Trash Knight: Of course... ON GUARD!
*A trash can comes flying at Beret*

Beret Jardin: *Uses the Darksaber to slice it in half*

Trash Knight: What a powerful weapon!
*The garbage inside of it redirects itself to Beret*

Beret Jardin: *Cuts again leaving a red hot rim*

Trash Knight: *He dashes forward with a machete*

Beret Jardin: What's your machete made of?

Trash Knight: I have no idea!
*He spins around and hurls a garbage bag at them*

Beret Jardin: *Yawns as he cuts it in half*

Trash Knight: *A bin falls from above Beret as he throws his sword*

Beret Jardin: *Slices the bin and ducks*

Trash Knight: *He is propelled into the air and throws a can of paint at Beret*
I can fly! Sort of.

Beret Jardin: *Tries to dodge but can't*

Trash Knight: *It collides with him and paint splashes out*
Haha!
*He backs up next to a large wheelie bin*
Your move.

Beret Jardin: *Picks up a can of paint and throws it at you

Trash Knight: *He quickly hops into the bin and it charges forward at Beret*

Beret Jardin: *Uses his jetpack to dodge*

Trash Knight: *It continues to home in*

Beret: *Slices it*

Trash Knight: *He is missing from the wheelie bin*

Beret Jardin: Huh?

Trash Knight: I have fought many before, I'm even confident that I could take down an opponent like you!

Beret Jardin: I thought we were allies!

Trash Knight: We are, I'm just saying that I could take down any member of the Empire.

Beret Jardin: Next time be more specific as to who your able to take down

Trash Knight: What are the Empire's members like?

Beret Jardin: There basically a militaristic galactic government led by Moff Gideon

Trash Knight: Are they equipped similar to you?

Beret Jardin: Only the Mandalorians that fight for the Empire

Trash Knight: Then may I ask to duel?

Beret Jardin: Are you sure you want to?

Trash Knight: This weapon is not rightfully mine.

Beret Jardin: As you wish

Trash Knight: I'm glad we could solve this.

Beret Jardin: *Takes it*

Trash Knight: Sorry to say but I must be going.

Beret Jardin: Goodbye

Trash Knight: You have my utmost respect!
*He begins to levitate off the ground*

Beret Jardin: *Uses his jetpack*

Trash Knight: Goodbye!
[FIN]

[FIN]

???: Hold on citizen, I must stop this evil robber from escaping.

Beret Jardin: I can do just that *A rope launches from one of his wrist mounted weapon packs*

???: I was unaware that a citizen like you could stop a criminal.

Beret Jardin: *Reels them in but pulling in the rope*

(Reels who in?)

(The criminal in)

???: Wow! You truly are powerful! I must know your name.

Beret Jardin: My name is Beret Jardin.

???: Well Mr Jardin, you can call me Trash Knight, guardian of garbage!

Beret Jardin: Why are you called that?

Trash Knight: *The surrounding litter begins to levitate off the ground*
That is why.

Beret Jardin: Okay

Trash Knight: Anyhow, I must know more about you!

Beret Jardin: I was a normal person before the Empire killed my parents and before I was rescued

Trash Knight: Do you mind me asking what the Empire is?

Beret Jardin: They're an evil oppressive galactic government

Trash Knight: Well, I sincerely hope that you can do as much as possible to get the Empire taken down.

Beret Jardin: Unfortunately I can't beat them alone and most of the Mandalorians support the Empire

Trash Knight: Words cannot describe how much sympathy I feel for you, is there anything I can possibly do?

Beret Jardin: Could you rally a rebellion?