No joke and NO ERP JEEZ HE'S A DOG FOR LORD SAKE

Trooper fursona: Aww aint that a cute lil dog?

Kat: "Awww...Hello, little buddy."

Lycan:*the dog then look at your house*

Kat: "Yeah. you can stay inside for a little bit. Just don't break anything."

Lycan:*he tries to enter but the door is closed*

Kat: *opens the door*

*Lycan run inside and sniffs everything until...... he pees on the couch to claim his turf*

Katt: *facepalms* "I blame myself for that one. I only told you not to break anything...Well, don't pee on everything."

*he looks at you, confused*

Kat: *points at the spot where he peed* "Don't do that."

*he then get off the couch, maybe he learned?*

Kat: *sighs* "Thanks, buddy."

*he then finds your room, and lay on your bed!*

Kat: "..."

*he's rolling on the bed, well yeah he left some fur here and there but this could be cute to watch*

Kat: *watches*

*Then he jump out of the bed, staring at you*

Kat: "You want something?"

*Lycan barked as a yes!*

Kat: "Ok. *brings out the dog bowl from her dog which died a few months ago and fills it*

*lycan sniffed the bowl and then started to eat*

Kat: *brings out a water bowl to and sets it next to the food bowl*

Lycan:*he drink the water, but he kinda, drank like a pig, if you know what i mean*

Kat: "..."

Lycan:*he jumps on you again*

Kat: "Your owner will be here in about two days. So you can stay here until then."

Lycan:*he seems happy about this information, and he rub his head against you*

Kat: *smiles*

*the owner respond*
???:Uh hello who is there?

Kat: "I'm Kat. Anyway, your dog's here in my garden."

???:Oh thank god you found him! he ran away last week, i was super worried about him, where are you right now?

Kat: "I'm on California street, 1322."

???:Oh shit i live outside of California, so i should be there in....... 2 days aproximatively.

Kat: "Oh ok. I'll take care of the dog for you until you show up."

???:Ok, also btw his name is Lycan.

Kat: "Ok."

???:Well see ya later *hangs up*

*Lycan look at you in the eyes*

Kat: "You hungry?"

*The big puppy run toward you*

Kat: "..."

*He barks at you and pins you down*

Kat: "Whoah, buddy!" *gently pushes the dog off and stands up* "Where's your owner?"

*The dog has a colar on him, maybe theres an address*

Kat: *checks the collar*

*Nope no adress but theres a phone number!*

Kat: *memorizes the phone number* "Ok.."

*The dog jump on you again*

Kat: "Hey! I'm trying to call your owner." *stands up and pulls out her phone, dialing the number*

Josh: . . .

*the big puppy looks at you*

Josh: uh

*He runs toward you*

Josh: !!

*he jumps on you!*

Josh: oh my gosh