POV: they're in the street and about to get hit by a car, and judging by their size they're a child; wdyd

(ok mods, i'm going to say this. this rp doesnt actually have anything bad happen in it. dont give me your warnings or whatever)

???: HOLY SH-

???: *swishes slime-covered tail and flicks ear, then looks at the car and waves*

???: * grabs them out of the street*

???: *wriggles out of their grip, then jumps into the way of the car and gets hit, but doesn't get hurt at all. rather they cling to the front of the car, then climbs to the top and hugs another person on top of the car*

*sammy watches it happen recording the whole bloody scene*

???: *swishes slime-covered tail and flicks ear, then looks at the car and waves*

sammy: what

???: *jumps into the way of the car and gets hit, but doesn't get hurt at all. rather they cling to the front of the car, then climbs to the top and hugs another person on top of the car*

sammy: what have i just witnessed

???: COME ON, COMFORT CREW! LET'S GO TO THE MOON!!
*everybody on and in the car cheers, then it just casually backflips into the sky*

sammy: did the edibles kick in already?

*WD jumps and grabs them.*