please roast me

Rattle me bonesyour as useless as those skelebones.

Imagine being named after an Arsenal footballer
That’s basically already an instant 8-0 defeat

i name myself saka_meme2022 because:
1. the 2022 will change too 2023 when next year comes
2. saka is my real name
3. i like memes so i added the word meme to my name
let's see how you respond with that

2 makes it even worse, you were 8-0 down when you were just born

pov: what you saw when you were born

the skeletons are already here, I don't think I need to say anything

no

You remind me of coffee. I dont really like coffee.

You are smart enough to try to scare someone with a lego sceleton because they hate stepping on legos.

actually, i used the lego in intentions not to scare someone, but because it's kinda cool

also stepping in lego's is fine they didn't hurt me

same

You used legos to describe yourself. I didn't even have to think of anything.

your mom is fat even she can't suck a ball

yo mama so stupid she can't make anything correctly

because she made you

Bro got the Lego version of Beserk Skeletons bro can’t find the real meme using bing

Well I was going to show this to my friend but they broke when they saw you

i didn't put my picture in it

Ik

They don’t have to
Imagination was enough
And too much

ok

There is no photo of you. Are you nonexistent? Or just too stupid to add one?

i'm not ready for a face reveal

good i don't need a face reveal, bc you are so ugly that you are the reason why sonic runs fast

what about 1 million point then face reveal

Sound good

k

You're the kind of person that would spend an hour trying to prove someone wrong about a roast directly after asking to be roasted.

shut up i bet your parents wish they never met so you won't get born

Well I guess my parent has been lying to me for 5 years.
I already know I was a literal accident-
Anyways back to you.
You appear to be the slightest bit mad according to my observations.
You also took a week to respond to this, someone apparently has a life.
Yeah yeah, self burn.
Not rare around these parts.

well the week was holiday

All the more reason to show up-
Idk?

youre so afraid of showing your face it shows that you know youre ugly af

1 million points then face reveal

ok

I would roast you if sans wasn’t there that is a really good sans