WHEN YOU'RE JUST CASUALLY BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE BED AND GO OUT OF THE BATHROOM TO CHECK SOMETHING; AND SOMEBODY ELSE GOES INTO THE BATHROOM AND LOCKS THE DOOR WHILE YOU ARE STILL CHECKING SOMETHING; AND THEN YOU BRUSH HARDER AND MORE ANGRILY; AND THEN IT HITS YOU
THE TOOTHPASTE RANDOMLY GETS REALLY SPICY; AND YOU'RE JUST WAITING AND WAITING IN PAIN; AS YOU PACE AROUND THE HOUSE BREATHING AGGRESSIVELY WITH YOUR MOUTH ON FIRE
