I am definitely the first three.
No, I don't care that I can destroy this low tier weapon to upgrade a higher tier one, I WANT TO HAVE ONE OF EACH
Are you sure I can't befriend the skeleton pirates? But are you suuuuure?
I SPENT THIRTY MINUTES TRYING TO JUMP OVER THIS GAP, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE WAS A LEVER IN THE NEXT ROOM THAT BROUGHT UP A BRIDGE THIS WHOLE TIME??!!!