Anyone else know about the "72 Virgins"?

I just realized that now as well
Damn

LOL

Also remember mr.jaws?

Yeah?

He noticed me
But nothing happened

Good. xD

Wdym by that?

He'd probably ask for some ass.

Did you expect me to do something else
…. Gosh darn

LOL

Yeah
(Goes to the realm of the unknown)

huh?

If you die for your faith, God will reward you 72 virgins in Heaven for pleasure.

Meaning, If you're seeing these women, You're dead. xD

CP Violation starts playing

Huh. Worth it.

LOL

Guess I’m dead then.

bouta make that the 0 virgi-

📸😟

What?

?

ayo

:chad:

uhhmmm
wouldn't you run out of cum

Then I'd just make some more lmao

k then.

mass production

yez

He can't.

They're not gonna be deflowered, Bud. xD

Look up "72 virgins". xD

I don't care

They're just gonna be called the 0 virgins after I'm done with them

I mean quite literally, Even if you f*** each one, They're not gonna be deflowered. xD

They'll just be renamed due to false advertising

Oh for God's sake.

Look up "72 Virgins"!

no

I refuse to because I'm doing homework

I'll just f**k them all and call them the zero virgins

For f**k's sake!
Here's an explanation!

If you die for your faith, God will reward you 72 virgins in Heaven for pleasure.
Since you're in Heaven, You don't run out of stamina, Room or Cum.
And since they're heavenly entities and not humans, They literally lack the ability to be deflowered.

So yeah, An eternity with 72 everlasting virgins.

Welp, Your eternity. xD

wait if woman

Does he give you 72 guys or smth

It says virgin.
And it's God, And God knows you best, So, Whatever type of Virgin you want.

This will greatly affect pornhub, I know it

God I hope not. xD

Come on, this is asking for it

That has got to be the biggest porn Collab ever. xD
Bigger than Brazzer's House! xD

Now that I think about it

Countryhuman could most likely have its own pornhub

Bruh. xD

Am I wrong though?

Yes and no. xD

Oh

And now I need to go since many countryhumans have made the decision to try and take me hostage because I am a male

We partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery