Anyone else know about the "72 Virgins"?

I just realized that now as well
Damn

LOL

Also remember mr.jaws?

Yeah?

He noticed me
But nothing happened

Good. xD

Wdym by that?

He'd probably ask for some ass.

Did you expect me to do something else
…. Gosh darn

LOL

Yeah
(Goes to the realm of the unknown)

Huh. Worth it.

LOL

Guess I’m dead then.

huh?

If you die for your faith, God will reward you 72 virgins in Heaven for pleasure.

Meaning, If you're seeing these women, You're dead. xD

CP Violation starts playing

unvirgin the olive oil

You can't unvirgin them. xD

when there's a will, there's a way

Not if it's God's will. xD

what if i kill god

You can't.

like i said, when there's a will, there's a way

Not in this case. xD

Ye

A little haram.

Do you know what Haram means?

Yes I do, I am very aware it has nothing to do with this image but someone had to say it y’know

Well then, What does it mean?

ok, I was lying, of course I was lying, I’m a f**king European, I don’t know shit about Islamic culture and I tend to not talk about it to avoid offending people.

Even if you ain't a Muslim, You should at least know that you shouldn't lie.

LYING AND DECEPTION SOUND EUROPEAN ENOUGH TO ME

It really does not.

I’m a European, I live in a country that relies on the EU for basically all of it’s resources, and I’m in a country racist.
Why did I say that.

No.

Cursed HoI images it is

I come from Iran buddy.
That phrase alone is enough for you to know that I'm nothing like my country.

No response.
Is it ok if I send you unspecified shit off my hard drive.

bouta make that the 0 virgi-

📸😟

What?

?

We partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

ayo

:chad:

uhhmmm
wouldn't you run out of cum

Then I'd just make some more lmao

mass production

yez

k then.

He can't.

They're not gonna be deflowered, Bud. xD

Look up "72 virgins". xD

I don't care

They're just gonna be called the 0 virgins after I'm done with them

I mean quite literally, Even if you f*** each one, They're not gonna be deflowered. xD

They'll just be renamed due to false advertising

Oh for God's sake.

Look up "72 Virgins"!

no

I refuse to because I'm doing homework

I'll just f**k them all and call them the zero virgins

For f**k's sake!
Here's an explanation!

If you die for your faith, God will reward you 72 virgins in Heaven for pleasure.
Since you're in Heaven, You don't run out of stamina, Room or Cum.
And since they're heavenly entities and not humans, They literally lack the ability to be deflowered.

So yeah, An eternity with 72 everlasting virgins.

This will greatly affect pornhub, I know it

Bruh. xD

Am I wrong though?

God I hope not. xD

Come on, this is asking for it

That has got to be the biggest porn Collab ever. xD
Bigger than Brazzer's House! xD

Now that I think about it

Countryhuman could most likely have its own pornhub

Yes and no. xD

Oh

And now I need to go since many countryhumans have made the decision to try and take me hostage because I am a male

It says virgin.
And it's God, And God knows you best, So, Whatever type of Virgin you want.

Welp, Your eternity. xD

wait if woman

Does he give you 72 guys or smth